O.J. Simpson to Wed in Prison?
July 07, 2010 | 05:02 PM PDT
Filed under: O.J. Simpson, WTF Were They Thinking
Like the colossal dingbat who's marrying O.J. Simpson. They've never met (you can tell because she's still alive) and have only been penpals. However, they're wanting to get hitched! In prison! Romantic!
The Globe reports that the girl is a "pretty blonde" who looks just a little bit like O.J.'s deceased wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. And she apparently doesn't mind that O.J. is currently serving a sentence for armed robbery.
Jon Gosselin Writing a Book
July 06, 2010 | 04:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Jon Gosselin, WTF Were They Thinking
Slice of Life: Jon Gosselin's Story will offer details about Jon's life plus tips about building family relationships… which is EXACTLY what we all want to hear from J-Go.
The book isn't done yet. Actually, Jon hit a snag when he ran out of crayons and he's asking someone to go out and buy him more. J/K!!! But seriously, this might be true anyway.
Prince Thinks the Internet Is "Over"
July 06, 2010 | 12:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Prince, WTF Were They Thinking
Prince says he doesn't put his music online and even took down his website because "the internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it."
Makes me wonder if Prince has ever actually USED the internet… but here's the best part: "All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you."
Umm… "Fill your heads with numbers"?! Isn't Prince the guy who sings "Nothing Compares 2 U"?
Dave Chappelle Forces Plane to Land!
July 05, 2010 | 09:05 AM PDT
Filed under: Dave Chappelle, WTF Were They Thinking
The reason? The pilot couldn't handle Chappelle's "erratic behavior"!
Apparently, Dave refused to put on his seat-belt, "freaked out," and then stormed the cockpit and grabbed the pilot's arm to find out how much longer the flight would be.
After the plane was grounded he checked into a local hotel and asked around for where he could get a rental car to drive back home to Ohio. The only problem was "he couldn't remember where he lived." Oh dear.
Miley Spends $24,300 on Extensions?!
July 02, 2010 | 03:03 PM PDT
Filed under: Miley Cyrus, WTF Were They Thinking
The soon-to-be pop tart reportedly spent $24,300 on hair extensions!!! WTF?! How is that even possible? Blogger Mr. Paparazzi reports that Cyrus dropped £16,000 on her new 'do, and that equates to $24,300 American. WHOA!!!
According to a quotes source, "Miley bought the best hair possible, and then had it dyed to match hers exactly. Her hair is an investment."
Mel Gibson Says Horrible, Racist Things
July 01, 2010 | 11:05 AM PDT
Filed under: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, WTF Were They Thinking

Y'all, Nikki is at a loss for words — mostly because Mel Gibson reportedly used all of the bad ones.
Radar Online reports that Mel's estranged baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, recorded the Braveheart star during an enraged rant. In addition to allegedly threatening to burn down Oksana's house, Gibson accuses the woman of dressing too provocatively.
The sentence that made this blogger's jaw drop was this one (and a fair warning — IT'S PRETTY BAD): "You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
Radar Online has even more, but I saw that's enough for me. If Mel did say this, and it's on record, and we eventually hear it, then he and me done. I'm not buying a ticket to Braveheart 2.
Jon Gosselin Tattoos Girlfriend's Name on His Back
June 29, 2010 | 01:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Jon Gosselin, WTF Were They Thinking
Dude! Didn't you learn your lesson that breaking up is hard to do?! Maybe not, because he has reportedly gotten the name of his new ladyfriend, Ellen Ross, on his back!! They haven't even been dating for a year yet!!!
In Jon Gosselin's defense (something I NEVER thought I'd say!) he at least got the tattoo in Korean, so he can tell all future girlfriends that the tattoo actually says their name.
Jessica Simpson's Wackadoo New Diet
June 28, 2010 | 01:14 PM PDT
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Celebrity Weight Watchers, WTF Were They Thinking
From J-Simp's Twitter: "Master Wang is the Healer working with me this weekend. He has a program called Total Vitality." Seriously? MASTER WANG? LOLZ! Come on, Jessica — someone is playing a joke on you. Ask to see a driver's license. Hell — ask to see a medical license. Because I think you're being punked, girl!!!
Jessica has also been tweeting about hydration, body alkalinity, Pu-erh tea and "cupping" — sticking suction cups on your body to improve blood flow… and also making you look like a dumb@$$.
Debbie Gibson, Tiffany Battle in SyFy Movie!
June 27, 2010 | 08:08 PM PDT
Filed under: Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, WTF Were They Thinking

Uhhhh WHAT?
80s pop-rivals Debbie Gibson and Tiffany will star in a wildly janky scifi epic titled Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid.
The wacked-out story involves Gibson as a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores and sends them to the Everglades where they grow to be giants. Tiffany is a park ranger who uses "dangerous methods to save endangered alligators." The two pop starz battle in a swamp. Someone at the SyFy Network must have been dreaming this up since puberty.
According to SyFy, Gibson and Tiffany "loved the idea of taking this perceived rivalry and having some fun with it."
Gaga Goes Dracula for AIDS Benefit
June 25, 2010 | 05:03 PM PDT
Filed under: WTF Were They Thinking, Lady Gaga
But is it in bad taste to show up this way to an AIDS ball? Or does kuh-razy always beat out tasteful?
No doubt that everyone at the Windsor, England, event (sponsored by Elton John) was at least noticing Gaga in her bra, fishnets and movie monster blood, but should they have been surprised? Is this what Gaga has to do to get noticed now?
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