November 20, 2009 | 03:30 PM PST
Filed under: Tila Tequila
- Oh & since Im about to OWN the media, that means I have the power 2 help my soldiers get famous for their talents! OH THIS IS ALL CONNECTED!
- But once I approve you 2 join #TilaArmy, U must get our tattoo logo tatted on u to represent. Secret Code tattoo so nobody knows but us!
- Then as we start settling in, I will buy 3 official #TilaArmy cars 4 soldiers 2 take turns driving it. A Lambo, Bently, & Hardley Davidson
- My #TilaArmy mansion will have a HUGE sliding pool tunnel in the backyard & we are gonna have a little farm area w/baby piggys/Mini Horses!
- I will also have a #TilaArmy bank account, where each soldier gets a certain allowance each month. OMG I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO! AHHH!
- "They didn't even look into my case. When my case first came out, everyone was calling me a liar because they said if he really did beat you, you wouldn't have said anything because Rihanna never said anything at first...." "
- "But I am not her. No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone…'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.'"
- "What Rihanna did…her message was to stay quiet and that's not OK."
The nekkid Tran-quila went on: "I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing…that's why I'm a lesbian…I was born naked…anybody who is against that is gay and in denial." Also slurring: “I am an angel...because I am here to save the world with my army."
Tiny Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, talked TMZ about his client’s naked video no-no, saying he thought her case against Merriman had “pushed her over the edge” and that he is working to get his client the required help.
Commander, @OfficialTila continued her gargled gospel via Twitter this morning while prepping her lady lumps and extensions for some press conference:
- now good night my loving #TilaArmy Soldiers! WE ARE FAMILY & WILL ALWAYS BACK EACH OTHER! I gotta do hella TV press in 1 hour! LOL
- So whomever thinks Im not a good role model, think again. Cuz those other "ROLE MODEL" lie 2 you & the public & thats not honorable. about 2 hours ago from web
- at least i dont lie or try 2 make a false image of myself 2 get ppl 2 like me. I am what I am & i keep it real, those "DISNEY STARS=DRUGGIES about 2 hours ago from web
- Why do I need "ATTENTION" when I already have plenty? I just got another tv show, touring at SOLD OUT ARENAS, Im so rich I can buy ur blog, about 2 hours ago from web
A world where the 28-year-old dwarfish doll dominates might be a nice change in pace. I imagine running around in a neon bite sized ‘kini flying down whip cream-covered slip ‘n slides that flow into pools filled with mojitos. Commander in Chief Tequillz, you will really make this world a better place! Read some of the propaganda and promises @officialTila makes to her Twitterverse and see if you too are ready to take action:
1. In the meanwhile...I shall continue my midnight Katana Ninja Sword Practices with my Sensei. Commander in Chief signing off! #TilaArmy POW! 2 minutes ago from web
2. Trust me my little Soldiers in training....#TilaArmy is about to take over the world! I can't wait 2 start recruiting soldiers & Generals! 4 minutes ago from web
This is all just so embarassing for her...
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