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More? Tequila Promises #TilaArmy The World

November 20, 2009 | 03:30 PM PST

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Would you get an official tattoo to join Tila Tequila's "Tila Army"?
To win the favor of her fallen soldiers, commando commander, @OfficialTila of the #TilaArmy made these risky biz, mondo dinero, totally wackadoodle promises:
  • Oh & since Im about to OWN the media, that means I have the power 2 help my soldiers get famous for their talents! OH THIS IS ALL CONNECTED!
  • But once I approve you 2 join #TilaArmy, U must get our tattoo logo tatted on u to represent. Secret Code tattoo so nobody knows but us!
  • Then as we start settling in, I will buy 3 official #TilaArmy cars 4 soldiers 2 take turns driving it. A Lambo, Bently, & Hardley Davidson
  • My #TilaArmy mansion will have a HUGE sliding pool tunnel in the backyard & we are gonna have a little farm area w/baby piggys/Mini Horses!
  • I will also have a #TilaArmy bank account, where each soldier gets a certain allowance each month. OMG I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO! AHHH!
Just saw these sweet goodnights from the young and the restless Tila. She's MySpace's modern-day Mother Theresa. She's such a giver! Oh ps: Follow us on Twitter :) @WT411, suckers!

Would you get an official tattoo to join Tila Tequila's "Tila Army"?
RESULTS
YES
16%

NO
84%

Tila Tequila Tries To Find Her Marbles

November 20, 2009 | 01:34 PM PST

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On her way into a meeting, solo performer and reality reject, Tila Tequila decided to chit chat with some paparazzi about her breakdown and how she's been dissed and dismissed by the general public:
  • "They didn't even look into my case. When my case first came out, everyone was calling me a liar because they said if he really did beat you, you wouldn't have said anything because Rihanna never said anything at first...." "
  • "But I am not her. No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone…'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.'"
  • "What Rihanna did…her message was to stay quiet and that's not OK."
[ Source: Perez Hilton ]

Do you think Tila Tequila is too open about her domestic violence case against Shawne Merriman?
RESULTS
YES
63%

NO
37%

Nekkid On UStream? Tila We Feel Ya...

November 19, 2009 | 12:16 PM PST

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Is Tila Tequila telling the truth about her ex-BF and Charger's linebacker, Shawne Merriman, hitting her?
A Shot At Love lush and model, Tila Tequila lost her marbles this morn, as topless and wacked she went live her UStream. In a fit of mumbles, the pint sized bi-sexy, drooled through statements about personal hygiene and San Diego Chargers linebacker, EX BF, and alleged GF beater, Shawne Merriman.

The nekkid Tran-quila went on: "I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing…that's why I'm a lesbian…I was born naked…anybody who is against that is gay and in denial." Also slurring: “I am an angel...because I am here to save the world with my army."

Tiny Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, talked TMZ about his client’s naked video no-no, saying he thought her case against Merriman had “pushed her over the edge” and that he is working to get his client the required help.

Commander, @OfficialTila continued her gargled gospel via Twitter this morning while prepping her lady lumps and extensions for some press conference:
  • now good night my loving #TilaArmy Soldiers! WE ARE FAMILY & WILL ALWAYS BACK EACH OTHER! I gotta do hella TV press in 1 hour! LOL
  • So whomever thinks Im not a good role model, think again. Cuz those other "ROLE MODEL" lie 2 you & the public & thats not honorable. about 2 hours ago from web
  • at least i dont lie or try 2 make a false image of myself 2 get ppl 2 like me. I am what I am & i keep it real, those "DISNEY STARS=DRUGGIES about 2 hours ago from web
  • Why do I need "ATTENTION" when I already have plenty? I just got another tv show, touring at SOLD OUT ARENAS, Im so rich I can buy ur blog, about 2 hours ago from web
[ Source: TV.COM ]

Is Tila Tequila telling the truth about her ex-BF and Charger's linebacker, Shawne Merriman, hitting her?
RESULTS
YES
72%

NO
28%

Official #TilaArmy Growing Stronger

October 28, 2009 | 09:51 AM PDT

Filed under: Tila Tequila

So sensitive, yet so strong! A few days ago, Las Tatas BoobTubed this vid of her singing New Order classic, "Bizarre Love Triangle." And today, just moments ago, Pants-Off Dance-Off and A Shot At Love star, Tila Tequila took to her Twitter to warn the world that she was mounting a #TilaArmy. Is this one of those Fembot special services that shoot laser beams out of their nippies and distract their opposition with American Apparel metallic string bikinis and fluorescent highlights?  By way of Tweet she claims to be an ‘Elite Guerilla’ wielding a sword and growing bigger and stronger everyday.

A world where the 28-year-old dwarfish doll dominates might be a nice change in pace. I imagine running around in a neon bite sized ‘kini flying down whip cream-covered slip ‘n slides that flow into pools filled with mojitos. Commander in Chief Tequillz, you will really make this world a better place! Read some of the propaganda and promises @officialTila makes to her Twitterverse and see if you too are ready to take action:
1. In the meanwhile...I shall continue my midnight Katana Ninja Sword Practices with my Sensei. Commander in Chief signing off! #TilaArmy POW! 2 minutes ago from web
2. Trust me my little Soldiers in training....#TilaArmy is about to take over the world! I can't wait 2 start recruiting soldiers & Generals! 4 minutes ago from web

This is all just so embarassing for her...

Will Tila Tequila host another "Shot At Love" program after splitting from the winnder of the first season?
RESULTS
YES
40%

NO
60%
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