February 16, 2010 | 06:00 PM PST
Ohnotheydidn't that recently a clever QT e-mailed Tila Tequila claiming they were a magazine editor who wanted the bi-sexy midge for a photoshoot, but went forward with Lady Gaga after learning Tila was prego.
Tila swiftly responded that she wasn't pregnant and was available for the photoshoot after a devastating miscarriage. But most importantly..she was ready for her close-up and that she's obvs a better choice than Gaga because she makes "headline news every day!" So what's next....
@OfficialTila: "*sigh* NOW I have a meaning in life. NOW I know my purpose. To adopt my son from Russia! I love him sooo much already!!!! *sigh*" YIKES!
February 01, 2010 | 11:19 AM PST
This comment directed AT @OfficialTila by a follower pushed her off the edge: "nobody gives a s--t what you bought for your nephew or how high-end it is or what it will be worth someday." Here are cuckoo-nut Tila's final Tweets of defeat:
- "Look at the hater comments being left on this pic! HOW SAD THAT PEOPLE TALK S--T ABOUT A 3 YEAR OLD KID"
- "Twitter, by FAR as THE MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED! TWITTER IS BAD."
January 29, 2010 | 05:04 PM PST
The Game went on TMZ today to set the "hoopla straight". The hoopla being Tila Tequila blowing-up her Twitter page with rumors that the daddy of her (non-existent) baby is non-other than The Game (@Ihatethegame) only a few hours before she was coincidently photographed leaving Dr. Dre's studio where he was said to be recording. WTF?
Harvey of TMZ asked The Game the serious question about Tila being inthe studio last night: "Yeah, but I'd never seen her. She messes with one of my boys Lavonte...I don't know, he might be the daddy. Definitely ain't me though."
Would he ever give Tila a baby?! "I wouldn't (even) use 50's stick!" Dayuummm. She's nuts!
A ten-minute audio clip about what she's up to, how many times she can burp ("I can do that because I'm pregnant"), and how much she can eat cuz she's preggos. It's nuts what a published sonogram can do to yas!
Since leaving this ridiculously gassy voice mail for all of her faithful Tila Army soldiers, @OfficialTila tweeted about 50 messages blabbing about the really rich, sexy, rapper, who takes her shopping, who knocked her up, that ALL read like this:
- "So there you go. That is all I will tell u since I promised him I wont reveal his name! But he is a VERYYYY FAMOUS RAPPER!!!! SO SEXY TOO!
January 12, 2010 | 08:00 AM PST
- But Larry king, with much respect..umm...how many of you here watch his show? Not Me. But I will be on MANY other TV shows this week.
- Thank u everyone for your kind words. I am off to bedrest again now. I have let go of all anger inside of me. It feels so good! TTYL!
- My Wife has passed away and all I have left is the baby. I wish mean people can just respect the dead and respect a new life growing inside!
- The doctor i visited says that all this stress and negative people around me getting me upset, can affect the baby in a bad way. Pls stop.
January 08, 2010 | 05:05 AM PST
Tila Tequila, aka Tila Nguyen, took advantage of paparazzi swarming her Los Angeles home yesterday evening to pose in the trees, show off her tatas, and like she said, take some time off from grieving for the first time all week: "It's nice to smile!"
Tila has been documenting her highs and lows of the past few days via her Twitter account and apart from putting-up links to the corresponding articles about her being a freakin' nutjob when the photogs arrived at her house, @OfficialTila tweeted:
- Wow paparazzi's just left! Crazy!!!!!!!! They wouldn't leave but I think there's still some outside and more is coming. Im going to sleep!!!
- OMGGGG! There's a shitload of paparazzi outside my house! They came unannounced! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 07, 2010 | 02:00 PM PST
After Lennard was allegedly robbed of clothes and accessories by the heiress last year, Lennard thought she may be free of the ish brought on by Casey's camp, until the wackadoo Tila Nguyen tore the English model a new one claiming Jasmine ruined the lives of Tila and Casey when she reported the robbery and has also called Jasmine a "professional prostitute," "b*tch," "c*nt," "con artist," "the devil," so on and so forth. Yikes! It may be called Tila's Hotspot, but we're thinking your should probably watch that wittle mouth of yours T-Dawg! Hey-Sus!
Jasmine's lawyers are threatening to file a lawsuit against Tila if the blog post isn't removed.
December 21, 2009 | 01:01 PM PST
I wonder if they had any idea that Tila was making such arrangements before @officialTila announced Christmas miracles for her mom, pops and brother bear within a day of each other! Where does she find the time to be drunk, engaged, a home owner, a match maker, and a baby incubator?! Here are some of the @OfficialTila Tweets from the last two days:
- BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!
- I love my Mom & Dad more than anyone in the world. Especially my dad. I'm Daddy's girl & Daddys girl is going to buy him a new house! <3
- "In the lawsuit, filed in US District Court, Merriman claims Tila posted all sorts of lies on her website, including stories that Merriman "choked and attacked" her, 'sleeps with minors and forces them to take drugs,' and that he manufactures drugs in his home."
- "Shawne also claims in the docs that Tila admitted her lying scheme, at one time stating, 'yes that is why I did a 'spin' now ... cuz now everyone is LOVINGGGG me.'"
Get your head in the game Merriman! We hope lesson is learned. Don't date any wannabe emo (Emily the Strange) porn star girl...there is just trouble written all over that!
*Picture above taken hours before Casey Johnson proposed to her little giddy Gremlin.
Last night on her UStream account, Tila Tequila announced that she is engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
"Bam! That is a 17-carat diamond ring from my baby." "And it's not fake! Cuz, my baby...my baby is F*ckin' Baller! She's a bajill-JIZZ-illionaire if that's a word!?"
- If you want to see them do anything sexy, skip ahead to 11:30, 15:56,16:12 and 18:41...
- New drinking game: Everytime Tila slurs the word "heiress" when referring to her fiance Casey Johnson of the Johnson & Johnson fortune, you take a shot of tequila.
- How is her fiance so wealthy? Because "everyone one of us has boughten a Johnson & Johnson product. So umm..."
- Right before her UStream video, Casey Johnson admits she was crying while watching Tila Tequila sing and play the piano. And despite Tila being "vulnerable and shy" she put on her raunchiest lingerie and "serenaded" her surprised girlfriend. Casey was left "in awe!" Awww puke!
- Warning: Don't try and watch the whole thing. Could cause major anxiety and depression.
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