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Tiger Woods Bores Whoopi Out Of Her Gourd
December 04, 2009 | 09:57 AM PST
Filed under: Tiger Woods, The View
Pretty sure Whoopi and her co-brats of The View talk about sh*t/nothing important all day every single day, right? But on Wednesday morning's episode of The View, when asked by Barbara Walters what she thought about the Tiger Woods' scandal (after Elizabeth Hasselback yapped over everyone's opinions) Whoopi Goldberg responded:
"I am bored out of my gourd," she said as the audience applauded in agreement. "I brought it up because we all decided that's something we wanted to talk about." "Here's my absolute honest opinion: whether they get back together or not is not going to put any food on my table."
Barbara Walters interjected with a: "Well that's true of every subject today. We might as well go home!" To this, an enthusiastic Whoooooopppi hopped-up and began to exit, when Barbara quickly threw in a producer's "Don't you dare!" evil stare.
Looks like these geriatric honey buns might need a new shtick! They don't even like themselves anymore...and no one has ever liked Elizabeth Hasselback...so maybe mornings with The View are numbered?! Here's for hoping :)
"I am bored out of my gourd," she said as the audience applauded in agreement. "I brought it up because we all decided that's something we wanted to talk about." "Here's my absolute honest opinion: whether they get back together or not is not going to put any food on my table."
Barbara Walters interjected with a: "Well that's true of every subject today. We might as well go home!" To this, an enthusiastic Whoooooopppi hopped-up and began to exit, when Barbara quickly threw in a producer's "Don't you dare!" evil stare.
Looks like these geriatric honey buns might need a new shtick! They don't even like themselves anymore...and no one has ever liked Elizabeth Hasselback...so maybe mornings with The View are numbered?! Here's for hoping :)
[ Source: Huffington Post ]
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Tiger Woods & Wifey In "Intense" Counseling
December 02, 2009 | 08:30 PM PST
Filed under: Tiger Woods
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Tiger Woods and his wife and baby mama, Elin, "have already begun intense marriage counseling." The two battling spouses have put themselves on house arrest since Tiger Woods' numerous alleged affairs surfaced in the headlines and since the two have met "with a counselor who has been conducting sessions several times daily."
Us Magazine is reporting that the only thing keeping Elin Nordegren with her cheating hubby for now is: "A 'hefty seven-figure amount' of money promised to her if she stays."
Do you think that could be true? Do you think Tiger's camp is bribing his peeved wife to stay with over a million big ones? Eek!
The Sun-Times also heard from a source close to the family that Elin has demanded "a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement" which makes her "incentives" for remaining Mrs. Tiger Woods way mo' better. $$$$$
Is this another case of he-said/she-said or do you think Elin is sticking around to strike it rich? Can't wait till that blonde babe writes her tell-all best selling biography in like 10 years! You know she will!
Us Magazine is reporting that the only thing keeping Elin Nordegren with her cheating hubby for now is: "A 'hefty seven-figure amount' of money promised to her if she stays."
Do you think that could be true? Do you think Tiger's camp is bribing his peeved wife to stay with over a million big ones? Eek!
The Sun-Times also heard from a source close to the family that Elin has demanded "a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement" which makes her "incentives" for remaining Mrs. Tiger Woods way mo' better. $$$$$
Is this another case of he-said/she-said or do you think Elin is sticking around to strike it rich? Can't wait till that blonde babe writes her tell-all best selling biography in like 10 years! You know she will!
[ Source: Us Magazine ]
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Tiger Woods Issues Another Vague Statement
December 02, 2009 | 12:03 PM PST
Filed under: Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods and his PR peeps jumped on his website this morning in the wake of his mistress' saved voicemail catastrophe, to release the following statement about his personal bads and our (the hungry public's) bads for wanting to know EVERYTHING about his personal life. It's a long one, so get comfortable:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone," writes Woods.
"Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means."
"The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious."
.....Blah, Blah, Blah, "matter of privacy," Blah...
"Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone," writes Woods.
"Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means."
"The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious."
.....Blah, Blah, Blah, "matter of privacy," Blah...
"Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
[ Source: Tiger Woods Com ]
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Exposed!!: Tiger Woods Voicemail To Mistress
December 02, 2009 | 09:54 AM PST
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Celebrity Scandal
Yesterday, the once Tool Academy desperate d-bag's girlfriend turned Las Vegas model/food service worker, Jaimee Grubbs, came forward to confess she too had an ongoing affair with pro golfer, Tiger Woods. Pretty sure everyone thought the alleged affair was made-up and the cocktail waitress’ attempt at fame, but she guaranteed voicemails, over 300 texts, photos and more. And boy did she deliver!
Tiger Woods sounds the alarm via voicemail:
"Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your telephone number. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."
Tiger Woods sounds the alarm via voicemail:
"Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your telephone number. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."
[ Source: Perez Hilton ]
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*Just in case you were confused about how HOT Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren is...*
As a result of Friday night’s crash, the Florida Highway Patrol has ticketed Tiger Woods for careless driving and fined him $164. The FHP claims their investigation is complete and will not issue any search warrants for his medical records (Why would they do that?!).
In their statement, they also graciously included that no one involved has made claims of domestic violence.
Go get ‘em, Tiger!
As a result of Friday night’s crash, the Florida Highway Patrol has ticketed Tiger Woods for careless driving and fined him $164. The FHP claims their investigation is complete and will not issue any search warrants for his medical records (Why would they do that?!).
In their statement, they also graciously included that no one involved has made claims of domestic violence.
Go get ‘em, Tiger!
[ Source: TMZ ]
POLL CLOSED
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Tiger Woods Tells Us Wassup (Kinda)
November 29, 2009 | 09:02 PM PST
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Celebrity Scandal
Holy Cow! The media is ra-ra-running with the Tiger Woods car crash outside of his home and blaming it with breaking news that he was cheating on his wife with VIP party planner and 9/11 poster girl, Rachel Uchitel.
Sources say Woods’ wife Elin, and baby mama of children Sam and Charlie, was seen at the crash smashing in the car to help free her husband, but others speculate that it was an outburst provoked by his alleged affair that led to his dangerous departure and eventually to her chasing after him with a golf club to hurt him, not free him! Hoping to put some of these stories to rest, Woods took to TigerWoods.com to write the public an extremely vague note about nothing:
"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be." YIKES!
Sources say Woods’ wife Elin, and baby mama of children Sam and Charlie, was seen at the crash smashing in the car to help free her husband, but others speculate that it was an outburst provoked by his alleged affair that led to his dangerous departure and eventually to her chasing after him with a golf club to hurt him, not free him! Hoping to put some of these stories to rest, Woods took to TigerWoods.com to write the public an extremely vague note about nothing:
"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be." YIKES!
[ Source: Tiger Woods Com ]
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Just Jared is reporting this early Friday morning around 2:25am, pro golfer, Tiger Woods was in "serious condition" after a car wreck outside his Florida home. Woods crashed his 2009 Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant in Windermere and then into a neighbor’s tree.
An updated report reveals that Elin Nordegren, Tiger’s wife, used a golf club to smash the SUV’s back window to help free her husband from the vehicle. The golfer was quickly transported to Health Central Hospital where he is being treated for facial lacerations. Get better soon Woods!
Update!!!: Woods has been released from hospital and a rep for the golfer tells CNBC he is "fine."
An updated report reveals that Elin Nordegren, Tiger’s wife, used a golf club to smash the SUV’s back window to help free her husband from the vehicle. The golfer was quickly transported to Health Central Hospital where he is being treated for facial lacerations. Get better soon Woods!
Update!!!: Woods has been released from hospital and a rep for the golfer tells CNBC he is "fine."
[ Source: Just Jared ]
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