"Jersey Shore" Season 5! Yawn!
January 06, 2012 | 11:30 AM PST
Filed under: Jersey Shore, Snooki, The Situation
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Since the Jersey Shore freaks and geeks are back on this side of the pond, there's no escaping their drunken transgressions from that one time MTV thought it would be funny to plop them off in Florence, Italy. Will secrets of Snooki and The Sitution's drunk and naked night of passionate freak nasties come to the surface? Looks like telling "The Unit" that he's a loser isn't the best way to get him to keep his lips sealed.
Down with the downplay of Ronnie and Sam drama, but overall sick of this gaggle of overpaid alcoholics. Anyone else?!
The Situation Sues Abercrombie & Fitch
November 16, 2011 | 11:00 AM PST
Filed under: The Situation, Celebrity Court Date
After Abercrombie & Fitch pulled a fast one this summer where they announced they'd be paying Jersey Shore's fittest guido, The Situation, to STOP wearing their clothes, The Sitch looked to make even more skrilla from the America's favorite retailer for Ugg-boots/mini-skirt wearing cheerleaders.
When the company published tees that read "GTL...You Know The Deal" and "The Fitchuation," Mike "Sitch" Sorrentino looked to cash in to the tune of $4 million for damages. Ouch. And let's be real, the Gorilla Juicehead sorta has a case.
Snooki Says The Situation Is Broke!
November 04, 2011 | 08:00 AM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Snooki, Jersey Shore

Really? Is that even possible? Is Jersey Shore's The Situation going MC Hammer on us, outspending what he's bringing in? According to his pint-sized co-star Snooki, The Situation's got a financial situation. Telling GQ magazine, "Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike. He’s already broke.”
So how does Nicole plan to make her dough post-Shore? She's gonna head back to veterinary school.
Amen, Snook. Amen. Wait! Snooki's making total sense?
"Jersey Shore" Cast Wears THAT To VMAs?!
August 29, 2011 | 10:15 AM PDT
Filed under: Jersey Shore, Fashion, JWoww, Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation
@Sn00ki: "I can die happy now I met @ladygaga my inspiration ! Ughhhh."
@JenniWOWW: "I can't believe I met @ladygaga... I'm in tears."
@DeenaNicoleMTV: "I'm wearing a skittles dress!!!!! Merrppppp"
@DJPaulyD: "Wowwww !!!!!!!! @kanyewest And Jay - Z Just Killed It @vmamtv2011 2 feet In Front Of Me My Life Is Complete !!!!"
Abercrombie & Fitch Suffers From "Jersey Shore" Pay Out
August 17, 2011 | 10:37 AM PDT
Filed under: Jersey Shore, The Situation, Snooki

The Situation's Double Situation Weekend
August 15, 2011 | 06:14 AM PDT
Filed under: Jersey Shore, The Situation

The Situation gave us ladies something to situate about this weekend when the brotha from Jersey Shore unleashed his famous abz at not one but TWO events this weekend. My least fave Shore-member hosted an event at the Gallery Nightclub on Friday, then off to Chateau Nightclub at the Paris in Vegas for Melissa Sorrentino's 24th birthday. You like?
Situation & His Abs Storm West Hollywood
August 10, 2011 | 09:20 AM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore, Hump Day Hotties

Rumor Patrol: "Jersey Shore" Star Ronnie Whomps On The Situation?!
May 24, 2011 | 11:18 AM PDT
Filed under: Jersey Shore, Celebrity Fights, The Situation

TMZ adds that the two guido-do birds have since been snapped by trailing paparazzi and both have very visible bruises. Yikes! This wouldn't be the first time Ronnie got his g-string twisted and took it out on a fellow bronzed beefcake. You think blubbering hawt mess Sammi is involved?! I'd be a ZA on it! Deets to come!
"Jersey Shore" Guidos Have Landed!
May 13, 2011 | 02:37 PM PDT
Filed under: Jersey Shore, The Situation, Pauly D

Situation Uses Racial Jokes At Trump Roast?
March 16, 2011 | 10:00 AM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Donald Trump
The Jersey Shore meathead yarfed and yucked his way through the bad jokes we all snoozed through and a few other RACIAL and super OFF COLOR jokes that the audience and Comedy Central network weren't down with, like:
- "Yo Snoop, what up dawg...you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate...and your ancestors were considered property."
- "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper...Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret...panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom...nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"
- "I'm not from New Jersey...I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough...not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana... "
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