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Bristol Palin & The Situation's Abstinence PSA

November 16, 2010 | 01:04 PM PST

Filed under: Bristol Palin, The Situation

This PSA makes me want to: take a shot of tequila and hook-up just out of spite of their terrible acting! What is REALLY going on here? Are we warning kids against unprotected sex or about their pervy Uncle Situation who's loose with row of Magnums in his belt loop? Is Bristol Palin really turning down dong or are prospects limited no thanks to that awful spray tan?! WTF!!!!
[ Source: Gawker ]

Do you believe in abstinence before marriage?
RESULTS
YES
34%

NO
66%
Does "The Situation" from "Jersey Shore" inspire you to get into better shape?
A few of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's tips from Here's The Situation are as follows:

1) Eat every few hours. Aim for six small meals per day—three meals and three protein shakes.

3) Choose lean proteins, fruits, and veggies whenever you can.

4) Get six to eight hours of sleep. 'Sleep is when your body grows and repairs itself,' he says.

5) Avoid simple carbs and junk calories, including condiments like mayo and jelly.

8) Give yourself one 'cheat day' per week when you can eat whatever you want and recover from your training (Like binge drinking, hooking-up and late night Mexican food runs?! Oh good!!)

The 28-year-old Jersey Shore star, The Situation, and his abs hosted a few book signings this week for his first health and fitness book. To perfect to grenade-dodgin' guido look, you can buy the Sitch's clothing, iPhone ap, Men's Health issue, book and....what's next?!

[ Source: Daily Mail UK ]

Does "The Situation" from "Jersey Shore" inspire you to get into better shape?
RESULTS
YES
6%

NO
94%

"Dancing With the Stars" Week 4 Results!

October 13, 2010 | 07:05 AM PDT

Filed under: Dancing With The Stars, The Situation



Tonight it came down to The Situation and Karina vs. Bristol Palin and Mark!

Although The Situations's muscle mania body and hot glances shared with his dance partner kept our attention for three weeks, in the end, the Jersey Shore juicehead was sent back to a life of gym, tan and laundry! 
[ Source: WSJ ]

Did "The Situation" deserve to be voted-off before Bristol Palin on "Dancing With the Stars"?
RESULTS
YES
73%

NO
27%

Situation's iPhone GTL Locator

September 16, 2010 | 05:15 PM PDT

Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore

Will you buy "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's iPhone application?
When I'm on the road and in need of a little GPS-help, you'll usually over hear me screaming: "NO NO! WENDY'S! NEAREST WENDY'S!" But just in case I'm feeling like a change in personal-hygiene pace and need to locate the closest places to GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry), you best believe I'll have The Situation's special iPhone app to help me out!

Jersey Shore's
biggest piyump, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino put his $5 iPhone app on the market today to help his fellow guidos with workout tips, looking fine, dodging 'grenades' (FUGLY guidettes) and more.

After scoring over $100,000 from his job on Dancing With the Stars, celebrity guest appearances and the undoubted thousands of "ironic" purchases of his iPhone application, looks like The Situation is leading hte guidos and guidettes in the money making race.

PS: Does anyone else just want to pull on Angela's weave and then give her a swirly in a nightclub bathroom? Ufff...
[ Source: Gawker ]

Will you buy "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's iPhone application?
RESULTS
YES
3%

NO
97%

The Situation Chats Lady Gaga's Meat Dress

September 15, 2010 | 07:01 PM PDT

Filed under: The Situation, Dancing With The Stars

Do you think "Jersey Shore" star The Situation will win this season of "Dancing With the Stars"?
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wasn't on Chelsea Handler with his handlers last night because he was busy gabbing-up Jay Leno solo about the VMAs, Lady Gaga's beef curtains and his upcoming gig on Dancing With the Stars. Umpf!

On Gaga's MUHEAT!:
“I seen her from afar and I didn’t even know — was it actually meat?” he asked. “I heard it was real, and I was like, ‘No way.’ How long do you think it takes to put together something like that?”

On Dancing With the Dorks: “I love a challenge,” he said. “I love the people, I love the camera. But I’ll be honest with you: It’s pretty hard.”

On who is his BIGGEST competition: “I’ve seen some of the dancers practicing, and if I have to say somebody, I have to say the Hoff."
[ Source: OK! Magazine ]

Do you think "Jersey Shore" star The Situation will win this season of "Dancing With the Stars"?
RESULTS
YES
5%

NO
95%
Will you buy "Jersey Shore" cast member Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's workout video?
After catching myself cross-eyed and drooling at the sight of this picture, I'm happy to hear that the heat packing, lady slaying, Situation will be releasing a work out DVD for babes to gift their men!! Yeow!

The six pack that saved Christmas and its master, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino had this to say about his 15-minutes of fame part deux by way of the NY Post

"Sources tell us the "intense total-body workout" includes a "bonus abs" section. No word yet if he also has tips on applying hair gel, hitting on women or getting that special orange-glow tan."

So what do you say ladies and gents? Will you buy the tan, toned and tres crazy Situation's workout vid?
[ Source: Ology ]

Will you buy "Jersey Shore" cast member Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's workout video?
RESULTS
YES
2%

NO
98%

The Situation Gets a Fashion Line

June 24, 2010 | 04:07 PM PDT

Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore

Do you think people should try to dress like The Situation, of "Jersey Shore" fame?
Awesome — now more people will look like they belong on Jersey Shore!

Of all people, the show's resident meathead Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (pictured above, in green and with the freaky Popeye muscles) has scored his own fashion line with Dilligaf (which stands for "Do I Look Like I Give a F***?"). Look for his t-shirts, sweatshirts and more next month. Dilligaf credits the deal with The Situation having "unparalleled" style. (WHAT?!)

And here you thought The Situation’s look was just abs and a whole lot of hair gel!
[ Source: Us Weekly ]

Do you think people should try to dress like The Situation, of "Jersey Shore" fame?
RESULTS
YES
4%

NO
96%

The Situation's Club Remix

June 14, 2010 | 04:13 PM PDT

Filed under: The Situation, Leaked



A group slow clap for effective user of time and textbook definition of d-bag, Jersy Shore star The Situation, for putting out a tecnho trashy, bump-it thumping dance jam on iTunes this week!!!!!! From the Shore to Miami, till the sweat drips down those ab-alonis, I will fist pump for the craziest mofo WT411 knows!
We salute you, Sitch!
[ Source: Dlisted ]

Do you think "The Situation" is the hottest star of "The Jersey Shore"?
RESULTS
YES
11%

NO
89%

The Situation's Unemployment Pre "Jersey Shore"

April 19, 2010 | 04:52 PM PDT

Filed under: Jersey Shore, The Situation

Does "Jersey Shore" adequately portray how hard twenty-somethings party on a regular basis?


Today, 27-year-old Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore and hawt bawdie-fame was outed as somewhat of an unemployed loser when his state papers surfaced on the web today.

Of course the Jersey Shore star had a lot of time to tone his abs, do laundry and tan, he didn't have a job! In October of 2009, before the MTV reality show became a freakin' success (Fist pump!), Mike was laid off from his waitering job and filed for unemployment. Now, busting chops, breaking hearts and hooking-up at a cool $10,000 an episode, The Situation is cruising Easy Street.
[ Source: Post Chronicle ]

Does "Jersey Shore" adequately portray how hard twenty-somethings party on a regular basis?
RESULTS
YES
39%

NO
61%

"The Situation" & His "Situation" Do Miami

March 26, 2010 | 01:44 PM PDT

Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore

Do you find "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" sexy?
That's what's up! The Jersey Shore's blown-out, ab master blaster and janky-babe-banger Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was in Miami last night showing his tan mug at the opening of big time restaurant Martorano's! Oh la la!

Mike wouldn't comment too much on the Jersey Shore location "situation" and rumors that the cast is relocating to Miami, saying: “That's the rumor. I don't know exactly where we’re going. As far as I know, wherever The Situation is going to be is gonna be good.”

And just for the record, Mike knows why Jersey Shore is so popular: "Probably because the Situation is on it."

Well lordy knows your abs and Snooki's panty-less back-flips keep me coming back for more!
[ Source: Miami Com ]

Do you find "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" sexy?
RESULTS
YES
16%

NO
84%
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