Bristol Palin & The Situation's Abstinence PSA
November 16, 2010 | 01:04 PM PST
Filed under: Bristol Palin, The Situation
The Situation Shows How To Get His Situation
November 05, 2010 | 06:01 PM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Celebrity Weight Watchers
"Dancing With the Stars" Week 4 Results!
October 13, 2010 | 07:05 AM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars, The Situation

Situation's iPhone GTL Locator
September 16, 2010 | 05:15 PM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore's biggest piyump, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino put his $5 iPhone app on the market today to help his fellow guidos with workout tips, looking fine, dodging 'grenades' (FUGLY guidettes) and more.
After scoring over $100,000 from his job on Dancing With the Stars, celebrity guest appearances and the undoubted thousands of "ironic" purchases of his iPhone application, looks like The Situation is leading hte guidos and guidettes in the money making race.
The Situation Chats Lady Gaga's Meat Dress
September 15, 2010 | 07:01 PM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Dancing With The Stars
On Gaga's MUHEAT!: “I seen her from afar and I didn’t even know — was it actually meat?” he asked. “I heard it was real, and I was like, ‘No way.’ How long do you think it takes to put together something like that?”
On Dancing With the Dorks: “I love a challenge,” he said. “I love the people, I love the camera. But I’ll be honest with you: It’s pretty hard.”
On who is his BIGGEST competition: “I’ve seen some of the dancers practicing, and if I have to say somebody, I have to say the Hoff."
"Jersey Shore" Star Releases Work Out Video
July 12, 2010 | 10:24 AM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore, Celebrity Weight Watchers
The six pack that saved Christmas and its master, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino had this to say about his 15-minutes of fame part deux by way of the NY Post:
"Sources tell us the "intense total-body workout" includes a "bonus abs" section. No word yet if he also has tips on applying hair gel, hitting on women or getting that special orange-glow tan."
The Situation Gets a Fashion Line
June 24, 2010 | 04:07 PM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore
Of all people, the show's resident meathead Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (pictured above, in green and with the freaky Popeye muscles) has scored his own fashion line with Dilligaf (which stands for "Do I Look Like I Give a F***?"). Look for his t-shirts, sweatshirts and more next month. Dilligaf credits the deal with The Situation having "unparalleled" style. (WHAT?!)

We salute you, Sitch!
The Situation's Unemployment Pre "Jersey Shore"
April 19, 2010 | 04:52 PM PDT
Filed under: Jersey Shore, The Situation
Today, 27-year-old Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore and hawt bawdie-fame was outed as somewhat of an unemployed loser when his state papers surfaced on the web today.
Of course the Jersey Shore star had a lot of time to tone his abs, do laundry and tan, he didn't have a job! In October of 2009, before the MTV reality show became a freakin' success (Fist pump!), Mike was laid off from his waitering job and filed for unemployment. Now, busting chops, breaking hearts and hooking-up at a cool $10,000 an episode, The Situation is cruising Easy Street.
"The Situation" & His "Situation" Do Miami
March 26, 2010 | 01:44 PM PDT
Filed under: The Situation, Jersey Shore
Mike wouldn't comment too much on the Jersey Shore location "situation" and rumors that the cast is relocating to Miami, saying: “That's the rumor. I don't know exactly where we’re going. As far as I know, wherever The Situation is going to be is gonna be good.”
And just for the record, Mike knows why Jersey Shore is so popular: "Probably because the Situation is on it."
Well lordy knows your abs and Snooki's panty-less back-flips keep me coming back for more!
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