"Teen Mom" Lands In Jail Yet Again!
January 11, 2012 | 11:00 AM PST
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Babies
Her crime this time? Calling people and threatening them...hardcore. Like death? We ain't sure. Like keying their car? Who knows.

Amber Portwood Heads Back To Jail
December 19, 2011 | 05:30 PM PST
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Jail Time
Out of nowhere, the bronzed mess was arrested this morning after an warrant was out for her arrest for:
- Failure to set-up a $10,000 college fund for daughter.
- Failure to behave in public
- Etc. etc. LIST GOES ON!
"Teen Mom" Amber Portwood Is In BIG Trouble
December 15, 2011 | 12:30 PM PST
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Court Date

Whoopsy doodles! Looks like after choking-out and upper-cutting your baby daddy on television, and the courts already deeming you an unfit mother, getting wastoidz and showing another lady WAZZUP at a restaurant ain't the best of idears.
TMZ reports that the Teen Mom Amber Portwood, the rotting orange who birthed Leah with Gary Shirley, will be back in court this month after the 21-year-old mother:
Failure to obtain a GED
Failure to complete 6 months of anger control evaluation and classes
Failure to pay probation fees
Failure to set up a $10,000 college fund for her baby daughter"

"Teen Mom" Dad, Gary Shirley, Talks Amber Portwood
September 20, 2011 | 07:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Teen Mom, Twitter Tuesdays
- "It's gonna be a long winter..."
- "I'm completely through w amber No more back n fourth shit. I got my precious baby u got your precious anderson men hope your sins r worth it"
- "Moving on I'm bout to kick it with honors with my last night til I get Leah back from grandmas. Thank u mom for everything."
- "Hard to turn u away today, heading u cry was hard but your actions were terrible and this time there was no reason for what u did. No love."
"Teen Mom" Jenelle Evans Violates Probation
August 09, 2011 | 11:32 AM PDT
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Court Date
Monday morning, Teen Mom 2's trashtastic birthing machine, Jenelle Evans, was arrested for violating probation after testing positive for marijuana and opiates during a routing meeting with her parole officer. Smooth move, laxative.
The grease monster was swiftly thrown behind bars on a $10,000 bond, released, and told to get her 19-year-old loser self back to court August 24th.
Kyle ain't Bentley's baby daddy, but guaranteed he's a whole heaping helping of baked beans mo' better. Since leaving the MTV reality series, the li'l mama has not only been snapped in her bikini on the beach doing beer bong rips, but has been getting real serious with boyfie, Kyle.
Now the two are engaged to be hitched! Just barely out of her teens, she's ready to say "I do!" Yikes! I wish she was saying "I do!" to the idear of getting that shoulder tat "Bulletproof" removed. Feel me?
Amber Portwood's Alleged Suicide Attempt
June 14, 2011 | 05:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Medical Emergency
The gab mag dishes that the teen baby mama of marshmallow, Gary Shirley, was found unconscious with a rope around her neck. According to sources, Gary and Amber had a terrible fight over the phone, and the baby-daddy called family to check on her. That's when she was found.
"16 & Pregnant Star" Pregnant AGAIN!
May 24, 2011 | 08:04 AM PDT
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Babies
Ward makes the second of the 16 & Pregnant ladies to get knocked-up again. The first, Markai, told America and Dr. Drew on No Easy Decision in December that she had abortion. Eek!
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