Elmo Had Sex With A Minor!?
November 12, 2012 | 07:17 AM PST
Filed under: Sesame Street, Scandaloso, Weird News

Okay, so not Elmo… but the dude who voices Elmo! Kevin Clash is a 52-year-old Muppeteer who's handled Elmo since 1985, but a 23-year-old man has come forward saying Clash had sexual relations with him when he was just 16!
Clash tells TMZ, "I had a relationship with [the accuser]. It was between two consenting adults and I am deeply saddened that he is trying to make it into something it was not." Sesame Street is investigating the claims along with law authorities. As for Elmo, Sesame Street says, "Elmo is bigger than any one person and will continue to be an integral part of Sesame Street to engage, educate and inspire children around the world."
Don't occupy SESAME STREET. Do like Angeline Jolie and all her latex and Johnny Lee Miller-humping glory and TAKE TO SCREWING DA BANKS. Capisce?
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November 30, 2010 | 06:17 AM PST
Filed under: Jennifer Garner, Sesame Street

Cookie Monster Wants to Host SNL
November 26, 2010 | 06:55 PM PST
Filed under: Sesame Street, Saturday Night Live
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