Scarlett Johansson's New Guy
February 02, 2012 | 12:00 PM PST
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bartha, Celebrity Couples
Maybe I'm just looking to start a rumor… but does ScarJo appear to be a lil' prego in that pic?!
Sean Penn To Direct "The Comedian"
October 28, 2011 | 02:05 PM PDT
Filed under: Sean Penn, Kristen Wiig, New Movies

Because when you think comedy, you think Sean Penn??? OMG he is just toooo funny!!! No? Whoever decided Sean Penn directing a comedy would be a good idea not only created a fabulous oxymoron, but surely must be a moron in his or her own right.
However, the indie film dubbed The Comedian does have its ups… Robert De Niro plays a comedian past his prime, and Kristen Wiig will co-star. But don't forget, bad movies can happen even with big stars (Little Fockers, MacGruber...don't even pretend they were good).
Couple Alert: Sean Penn & Garcelle Beauvais
June 15, 2011 | 01:23 PM PDT
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn, Celebrity Couples, Rumorville

Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Split
June 03, 2011 | 10:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn, Celebrity Break Ups

I'm sure Robin Wright is sitting high in her million dollar Bay Area lair laughing all the way to the bank. ScarJo and her evil bewbs foiled again! Maybe this is karmic payback for stealing Alanis Morisette's man back in the day. Booya mofo! (Slash-I would give my baby toe to look like you for just a lunch hour!)
Scarlett Johansson Too Beefy For Sean Penn?
April 22, 2011 | 08:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn, Celebrity Couples
Apparently, all of this nonsensical beef was yarfed during a fight about her drinking, smoking and new love handles. Ouch! Adding: “Sean’s urging Scarlett to go on a health kick, which she’s taken personally since she’s touchy about being heavier than she’d like." Say what?!
Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Move In Together?
April 13, 2011 | 01:01 PM PDT
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn

The 26-year-old Iron Man 2 sweet piece moved from her marriage cave to a West Hollywood hotel following her separation from Reynolds. Now, sources reveal that the blonde bombshell and her 50-year-old smoking (literally) arm candy aren't only jogging together, but shacking-up.
Nothing stops ScarJo: Sex in an elevator with Del Toro, marrying a stranger, bunking down with a guy her pop's age. Nothing.
Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn At Reese's Wedding?!
March 29, 2011 | 06:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn

Sean Penn & Scar Jo Going Strong
March 06, 2011 | 04:29 PM PST
Filed under: Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson

So what are we going to call these two? Scarpenn? SeanJo? Or just SuperRando?
Word has it that Milk star Sean Penn is hot and heavy with newly single Scarlett Johansson. The two recently went on a romantic getaway to Mexico and sources at Popeater say "[Scarlett] thinks Sean is amazing. Sure, he's an incredible actor, but there's depth. He's an amazing human being who cares about politics and the world."
It's weird -- there's something about this romance that kind of makes sense to me... but Sean is a whopping 50 years old while Scarlett is only 26. But the source says "She doesn't care about the age difference... In fact that's what makes him so attractive."
Scarlett Johansson Doinking Sean Penn?
February 10, 2011 | 01:13 PM PST
Filed under: Scarlett Johansson, Rumorville, Sean Penn

"Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam. She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice."
After ScarJo started filming a new Matt Damon project, her questions about charity quickly turned into questions of "Oh, could you get right...yeah right there!" Yeow!
Sean Penn Coughs Up Lots Of Dough In Divorce
January 06, 2011 | 08:02 AM PST
Filed under: Sean Penn, Celebrity Break Ups
“I had nothing pressing. I got practical issues, like everyone else…I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it’s not like I don’t have to work.”
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