"DWTS" To Launch All Star Edition!
May 16, 2012 | 01:51 PM PDT
Filed under: Brooke Burke, Kirstie Alley, Rob Kardashian, Dancing With The Stars, ABC, New TV
To combat an incredible boring season 14, ABC has announced Dancing with the Stars All-Stars for next fall! Gilles Marini, Scary Spice, Kirstie Alley, Rob Kardashian?
Who do YOU want to return?
Rob Kardashian Detained By Police For Joke
March 26, 2012 | 09:03 AM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars, Celebrity Arrests, Rob Kardashian

Aye aye aye. How dumb can the Kardashians be in one week? First Kim sues some bi@ for throwing flour on her, now her brother Rob gets detained by police for pulling a joke on the papz! Rob was getting obnoxiously photographed by paparazzi, so he and his friends thought it would be fun to chase after the mofo -- no such luck, Rob. The police detained him when the papz ran away screaming. Rob explained the situation and was let go. *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*... the sound of every Kardashian smacking their foreheads.
Kardashian KHAOS In Vegas!
December 16, 2011 | 07:12 AM PST
Filed under: Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Rob Kardashian Moving With Lamar & Khloe
December 15, 2011 | 01:00 PM PST
Filed under: Rob Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Lamar Odom, Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Ugh. Totally thought Rob Kardashian's runner-up performance on Dancing with the Stars made him realize what it's like to be successful on ya own! No. That wasn't the case. With Khloe moving to Texas for Lamar's new team the Dallas Mavericks, Rob has decided to tag along. And who can really blame him? Scott Disick, Kris Jenner, Kim whining about being Kim.... Bruce is the exception. I like Brucey.
But seriously Rob. Get your own place? You HAVE to have enough $$$ to get some of that Texas real estate. As for Lamar, Mavs owner Mark Cuban had this to say about Khloe and the Kardashian gang: "You know, we had a 'team' meeting, and we all decided that Khloe is the official favorite Kardashian of the Dallas Mavericks. She's welcome with open arms." Khloe's finally someone's favorite Kardashian.
Kardashians Sink Klaws Into Four More Shows?
December 09, 2011 | 10:00 AM PST
Filed under: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Rob Kardashian, Lamar Odom
Although we all love to hate on the Kardashians for being SO famous for being SO dysfunctional and SO whatever, turns out that millions of us tuned-in to the Kourtney & Kim Take New York premiere two weeks ago, thus inspiring the wackadoodles and their stage-mom slave-driver to put their thinking caps on for new spin-offs.
The Kardashian's lady behind the cause, brand manager Bonnie, dished to the gab mags this week about Kim-dawg's wedding and the future of their franchise, blarfing: "I think [the Kardashian brand] will have its own life expectancy, and we'll just go along with it and help hone what's right for E! and what's not right for E! as we develop a whole other world….two, three, even four new Kardashian [spinoffs]!"
May I recommend: Khloe & Kourtney Get Their Ish Waxed and/or Unemployment Of Love: Rob Kardashian's Search For His Soulmate! Get at me!
Kim Kardashian Wears A Tux To "DWTS"
November 22, 2011 | 09:00 AM PST
Filed under: Rob Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Dancing With The Stars, Ricki Lake

Well, at least she's finally showing some love to little brother Rob Kardashian. At last night's part 1 finale of Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian sported a sequined tuxedo. Appropriate considering wearing the white dress didn't work out too well.
The epic finale goes down tonight. Rob, J.R. Martinez and Ricki Lake. One will be crowned champ.
Kim Kardashian: No More "DWTS"?
November 10, 2011 | 09:00 AM PST
Filed under: Rob Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Dancing With The Stars, Keeping Up With The Kardashians

According to sources, Kim Kardashian will not attend any more Dancing with the Stars shows where her lil bro Rob is kicking butt and takin names. Why? Oh, the divorce thing? The divorce thing where your family was sooo supportive?
Puhlease you selfish princess. How about returning the favor? Ya know, giving Robbie some love too. Oh, I know… it's all about KIM. Sad if ya ask me. But perhaps you disagree. Makes the world go 'round.
Rob Kardashian's "DWTS" Comeback!
November 01, 2011 | 02:43 PM PDT
Filed under: Rob Kardashian, Dancing With The Stars

Kardashian Enemy #1: The White House
October 21, 2011 | 08:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Rob Kardashian, Michelle Obama, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Barack Obama

The modern day version of the Capulets vs the Montagues! Michelle Obama served up the first jab, but now those Kardashians are coming back swinging. During an appearance on Ellen, Rob Kardashian fired off saying, "I understand he's trying to raise his daughters a certain way and that's fine. Everyone has an opinion. But you really learn a lot from our show."
I'm sorry, WHAT?! Forget SpongeBob, Reading Rainbow, and Sesame Street. Pop on those K-dashes and let the kids learn! No Child Left Behind!!
Rob Is "Keeping Up" On "DWTS"!
October 12, 2011 | 12:30 PM PDT
Filed under: Rob Kardashian, Dancing With The Stars, Keeping Up With The Kardashians
It's gotta be hard when your sisters are money-making machines and you live in the lap of undeserved luxury. But we feel for ya, Rob! Go get 'em. D-I-Y living large!
Oh, and marry a player from the WNBA while you're at it!
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