One Big Ring Full Of Ugly Batches
November 07, 2011 | 04:32 PM PST
Filed under: Tila Tequila, Michael Lohan, Celebrity Scandal

Michael Lohan Arrested Again! Surprise!
October 27, 2011 | 10:16 AM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests
The story goes that cops showed-up to Michael Lohan's hotel to arrest him after Kate Major complained that he wouldn't leave a sista' alone! To escape another arrest, he jumped from her 3rd story balcony. Scuse?!
Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence
October 25, 2011 | 12:30 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests

Lindsay Lohan's loco for coco puffs papa, ya know the wide-eyed, cracked-out Celebrity Rehab graduate, Michael Lohan, was arrested this morning in Tampa after laying the smackdown on wackadoo twenty-something girlfriend, Kate Major.
Apparently, the couple fought all day until Michael threw Kate to the floor, causing her to call the cops. Witnesses say that when the cops arrived, they could hear her scream: "Stop, leave me alone."
Cops say the apartment was a mess and that Michael Lohan was completely out of breath when he tried to prevent cops from entering, saying "everything was ok."
Michael Lohan Fuming Over Lindsay Bio
October 22, 2011 | 12:34 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Scandaloso
Michael Lohan is pisssssed about Dina's new book, saying "Shame on you Dina!" He adds that Dina gave underaged Lindsay alcoholic drinks on film sets (I guess to loosen her up? Yikes!). Michael spews "While filming Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Dina actually tried to sneak a Bellini with me knowing… The kids would say 'Daddy, don't let mommy drink anymore."
Michael Lohan: Lindsay & Dina Drink Together
August 27, 2011 | 04:35 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Kim Kardashian

Uh, say what? Blabber mouth Michael Lohan is slamming his ex-wife and daughter once again, saying that "My hands are in the air. I don't know what to do." According to sources, Lindsay and Dina were drinking together at Kim Kardashian's wedding!
Celebudad Michael Lohan was involved in a minor car accident. He was hit by a bus while driving his blue Jaguar on the Sunset Strip.
Michael Lohan was uninjured and there were only a few scratches to his precious Jaguar.
Dina Lohan Scared For Kate Major
March 30, 2011 | 02:10 PM PDT
Filed under: Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan

This week, Lindsay Lohan's Skeletor-abulous mother Duh-Duh-DINA Lohan ain't just yarfing over name changes, but is telling media that she fears for Kate Major and any other hussies within arms-reach of her ex-meth-sperm-donor Michael Lohan.
A source close to the Famn Damily dishes to X17: "Dina knows what it's like to be abused by that man, and she sees the same cycle happening with Kate and all the other women he's been hanging around lately. She thinks he is dangerous and will continue to spiral out of control while the world is watching."
Michael Lohan Arrested For DOMESTIC Violence
March 23, 2011 | 12:15 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests
Michael Lohan Arrested For Violence
March 22, 2011 | 11:20 AM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests
Last night, Loca Lohan's using and abusing big stage papa, Michael Lohan, was picked-up from a West Hollywood apartment after police received a call accusing him of "false imprisonment and inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant." What the EFF does that mean?!
Sources reveal to US Magazine that while getting booked, he had to be rushed to the hospital after complaining of separate medical problems.
"Celebrity Rehab" Cast Revealed!
March 02, 2011 | 02:29 PM PST
Filed under: Celebrity Rehab, Reality TV, Michael Lohan, Real Housewives

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