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Michael Lohan Gives Daughter Prison Advice

July 11, 2010 | 08:02 PM PDT

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan

Do you think Lindsay Lohan will make a comeback after jail?


Michael Lohan spent three years in the slammer for insider training, so he knows a thing or two about what his daughter is about to go through and he offers some late-in-the-game fatherly advice.
 
"Right now, she should be working on rectifying the situation and getting better. It's just a horrible experience. Twenty-three hours a day she'll be locked up." Aye aye aye! The reality is really setting in! Lindsay Lohan is goin' to jail y'all!
 
Michael goes on to defend her daughter, saying "Lindsay is not a criminal. She is a woman with a disease. She really is. She needs help. She needs medical attention."

Though Lindsay Lohan did break the law, I agree that she has a disease and must be helped. Save Lindsay!
[ Source: Us Magazine ]

Do you think Lindsay Lohan will make a comeback after jail?
RESULTS
YES
34%

NO
66%

Michael Lohan and GF Open Nightclub

June 08, 2010 | 07:03 PM PDT

Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Couples

Do you like the name of Lindsay Lohan's dad's nightclub: "Controversy"?
Oh man! I almost shot Diet Dr. Pepper up my nose after reading this effing-hysterical news! Lindsay Lohan's ex-con turned vigilante father, Michael Lohan has decided to shift his attention from his a-cry-for-help offspring to his new nightclub: Controversy!

Opening at the Annona Restaurant in the Hamptons, Michael, his drunk blonde fiance and partners promise the following perks at their swanky nightclub: a driver service for the wasted and a drug screening upon entering the club. Say what?!

Michael, knowing that the perfect place for a recovering addict, like himself and like his daughter, is a nightclub, adds: “Who knows…maybe it will become a family enterprise.”

You gotta give the guy at least one fist pump for having some ballz! LMAO!

Do you like the name of Lindsay Lohan's dad's nightclub: "Controversy"?
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YES
43%

NO
57%
Does Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael lie about getting his Twitter hacked to spread rumors about her?
While Lindsay Lohan and her wannabe sister Ali were making milkshakes while their father, Michael Lohan, or who he swears was an imposter, tweeted that the Freaky Friday ginger badoinked music mogul Tommy Mottola when she was 17 AND that she is HIV positive?! WTF?!
  • “It’s time you learned the truth. The truth about Tommy Motolla engaging in an affair with my then-17 year old daughter,”
  • "NOTICE,There is an imposter on Twitter,and whoever the imposter is that posted that disgusting comment about my daughter, is now on notice…"
Do you think Michael Lohan's Twitter was really hacked, or is he exposing some of Lohan's deep dark secrets?
[ Source: Hollywood On Crack ]

Does Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael lie about getting his Twitter hacked to spread rumors about her?
RESULTS
YES
85%

NO
15%
Do you think Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan will actually marry Jon Gosselin's ex Kate Major?


"I'm gonna vomit! I so didn't need that info ... Yuck!"--Lindsay Lohan on her pop's engagement.

Today, Lindsay Lohan's cuckoo for coco puffs papa, 50-year-old Michael Lohan announced his engagement to equally fame-whorish girlfriend and Jon Gosselin's ex-misstress, 27-year-old Kate Major.

Kate blabbed about future wedding bells with People Mag: "I'm ecstatic,. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it's meant to be." Michael shared his joy, spouting: " I've never met anyone who's been there for me like Kate. She's always been there for me." 

I feel bad when others' happiness just makes me want to up-chuck my cheerios...
[ Source: Sleek Gossip ]

Do you think Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan will actually marry Jon Gosselin's ex Kate Major?
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YES
29%

NO
71%
At this point, are you totally sick of Lindsay Lohan?
Last night, at Voyeur in Hollywack Lindz Cokehan took body shots until she was in fetal position in the back of her friend's ride! Been there, girl.

After her father's wackadoo press conference begging for help for his once-ginger superstar, @LindsayLohan jumped on Twitter to respond early, early, early this morning:

"My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym, I told you to stop Linds.This is the last time and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM..U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you."

Crackpot Michael Lohan tweeted back: "I never ever said that. I have it on my text (it is date and time stamped!) What is wrong with U? OOOPS! I already know.


Mikey, maybe stop airing your family dirties and do something that will really make a difference. Lindsay isn't wearing shades because her future is so bright. She's wearing 'em because she's HELLA hungover!
[ Source: Celebrity Gossip ]

At this point, are you totally sick of Lindsay Lohan?
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YES
85%

NO
15%

Lindsay Lohan's Father Michael Arrested

January 28, 2010 | 06:06 PM PST

Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests

Do you think Lindsay Lohan's father Michael is a loser?
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan's snaky dad, Michael, was arrested today after he violated his ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller's restraining order when he called her at work.

Erin's attorney dishes that 49-year-old Michael Lohan called Erin at work on January 21st. Nassau County Police arrested the deadbeat dad and booked him for "criminal contempt."

Michael was arrested in December for exactly the same offense. Nice work! He'll be in court on February 25th to face charges...and the music...
[ Source: TMZ ]

Do you think Lindsay Lohan's father Michael is a loser?
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YES
91%

NO
9%

Michael Lohan's Jump Off The Brooklyn Bridge

November 30, 2009 | 11:21 AM PST

Filed under: Michael Lohan

Do you think Michael Lohan was involved with his fake Twitter suicide scare over the weekend?
Maybe you got excited? Maybe you were scared! Maybe you crossed your fingers? Maybe you had no idea, but over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan's deadbeat pops, Michael, didn't jump on his non existing Twitter account to tweet the moments leading to his suicide. Somebody pinch me (or him)! The bastard is still alive, kicking and thanking his lucky stars that yet another breaking news story brings his name into the headlines.

Someone with the Twitter-audacity to make @themichaellohan began tweeting:
  • “Fiance just left me. My family hates me, I spent Thanksgiving with my mom. I just cant do any of this any more
  • Heading to the Brooklyn Bridge
  • Goodbye.
  • @LINDSAYLOHAN LOVE YOU. BYE"

The paparazzi-starved Papa swears up and down that he wasn't involved (Twitter confirmed) but wouldn't it be easy to slip someone a $50 to make all of this up for him?! We are in a recession! Do you think Michael Lohan is really in on this suicide scare?
[ Source: NY DAILY NEWS ]

Do you think Michael Lohan was involved with his fake Twitter suicide scare over the weekend?
RESULTS
YES
72%

NO
28%

Michael Lohan Needs To Cough-Up The Cash

November 27, 2009 | 03:30 PM PST

Filed under: Michael Lohan

Should Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael, have to pay his ex-wife $15,000 in unpaid child support?
TMZ is reporting that today, Black Friday, as you all shell out cash for your wee thangs and loved ones’ Christmas presents, Michael Lohan will be coughing up lots of dough in unpaid child support.

Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan Sr.’s ex-wife and mother of hawt mess, Lindsay Lohan, says that the dead beat pops has owes around $15,000 for their three minor children, Aliana, Michael Jr. and Dakota Lohan. Hey sus! Those crazies had that many kiddies? That’s terrifying!
[ Source: TMZ ]

Should Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael, have to pay his ex-wife $15,000 in unpaid child support?
RESULTS
YES
89%

NO
11%
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