Lindsay Lohan Guzzling 2 Liters Of Vodka Daily?!
December 01, 2012 | 01:37 PM PST
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Court Date, Rumorville
But that's not all. Michael Lohan claims Lindsay's also doing cocaine. "I believe it's alcohol, cocaine, and then taking pills to go to sleep -- and I've heard that from a lot of people around her," says papa Lohan.
Such a sad story. Let's hope it doesn't have a sad ending. Girl needs help!
DNA Test Confirms Michael Lohan's Lovechild!
November 15, 2012 | 07:05 AM PST
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Scandaloso, Awkward, Celebrity Children, Celebrity Scandal
Ashley's mother burst into tears upon hearing the news, while Michael went to hug his newly discovered daughter. Ya just can't make this stuff up. INSANE.
Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Stealing From Set
October 25, 2012 | 05:17 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, New Movies, Scandaloso, Celebrity Scandal
Believe the gossip? I sure do.
Michael Lohan Intervenes: "I'm Not Going To Watch My Daughter Die"
October 21, 2012 | 10:04 AM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Celebrity Rehab

Dina Lohan Drunk On Dr. Phil?!
September 14, 2012 | 10:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Dr. Phil, Dina Lohan, New TV, Scandaloso, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan
Taken out of context? Or WASTED?!
Kate Major & Michael Lohan Are Expecting!
July 16, 2012 | 12:51 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Babies, Lindsay Lohan
Insane. Best of luck to you both.
Wanna Chat With Your "Favorite" Celeb?
March 21, 2012 | 10:02 AM PDT
Filed under: Dina Lohan, Tila Tequila, Angelina Pivarnick, Octomom, Michael Lohan, Random, Weird News

"Favorite" in quotes because I suspect none of these so-called celebs are anyone's fave. Dial-A-Star.com, a site connecting z-listers with fans, offers a direct line to names such as Danielle Staub, Tila Tequila, Dina Lohan, OctoMom and more for a minutely rate.
Staub fetches $18 a minute, Tila $20…For more celebs and to learn how to book a session, click on the link! (And may God help you).
One Big Ring Full Of Ugly Batches
November 07, 2011 | 04:32 PM PST
Filed under: Tila Tequila, Michael Lohan, Celebrity Scandal

Michael Lohan Arrested Again! Surprise!
October 27, 2011 | 10:16 AM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests
The story goes that cops showed-up to Michael Lohan's hotel to arrest him after Kate Major complained that he wouldn't leave a sista' alone! To escape another arrest, he jumped from her 3rd story balcony. Scuse?!
Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence
October 25, 2011 | 12:30 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Celebrity Arrests

Lindsay Lohan's loco for coco puffs papa, ya know the wide-eyed, cracked-out Celebrity Rehab graduate, Michael Lohan, was arrested this morning in Tampa after laying the smackdown on wackadoo twenty-something girlfriend, Kate Major.
Apparently, the couple fought all day until Michael threw Kate to the floor, causing her to call the cops. Witnesses say that when the cops arrived, they could hear her scream: "Stop, leave me alone."
Cops say the apartment was a mess and that Michael Lohan was completely out of breath when he tried to prevent cops from entering, saying "everything was ok."
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