December 07, 2011 | 06:00 AM PST
Last night, Jesse James latest and lamest peace of trash (Not Michelle McGee), American Chopper: The Build-Off aired and it wasn't long before he raised his freak flag good and high.
Jesse James for being low on the list of people's "WE EFFIN' LOVE YOU MAN" list: “I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad.”
Scuse? It wasn't the fact that you humped a chick with a tattoo on her forehead sideways behind your wife's back. And then humped a slew of hizzity-heezies behind the back of the next face-tattooed-toots you were engaged to?
Huh! Could'a sworn...
November 14, 2011 | 11:01 AM PST
Today, L.A. Ink star turned fashion/make-up icon (How?), Kat Von D, opened-up about why she and Jesse "'Nilla Gorilla" James have gone there separate ways. SURPRISE: He cheated on her with at least 19 ladies.
Over the weekend, Kat Von D yarfed via Facebook: “Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.”
Adding: “I think it just made me sad today to imagine him still in that dark place – where seeking validation through the attention of women takes precedence over being a good father, a sincere friend, a better coworker, and a happy individual.”
September 26, 2011 | 05:00 PM PDT
After Kat Von D announced her break-up with Mr. Vanilla Gorilla, aka the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock with buckets of stripper babes, aka Jesse James, a rando lass has come forward on Cheaterville to announce that Mr. Humpty Hump was also getting his kicks with HER while dating/being engaged to Kat. Ouch!
In her uber long, uber self-righteous statement, the face-less lass dishes:
"Why don't you finally be a man and tell everyone why Kat dumped you this time? Is it because you lied to her and said that you didn't see anyone while you two were ‘on a break.’ How did she find out about me Jesse?"
Later adding: “You're beyond an a**hole, you're a sick predator who doesn't respect women. I'm no saint either but at least I knew that it was over with my husband before spending a second of my time with you."
READ THE WHOLE THANG HERE!!!
September 26, 2011 | 10:30 AM PDT
And why's that so? No thanks to the "back and forth," Kat Von D and Jesse James are going their separate ways. Ya don't say!
Declaring "I am not in a relationship," Kat Von D opens-up to about her chapter of love in the limelight, Jesse James' crack at publishing and where she sees herself going next in her latest, and longest, Facebook self-loathing-barf-sesh. She still claims James as one of her besties and says that different paths were to blame for the death of their relationship. Adding: "I wish Jesse nothing but the best in life and in love." Whomp! Whomp! We look forward to more kissy-kissy Twitpics and engagement rings between you two in the future. We don't think this is over for good...
August 18, 2011 | 05:10 PM PDT
Looks like Los Angeles' giggln', snortin', rock and rollin' tattoo artist Kat Von D might have gotten the boot from TLC this afternoon, but what she lost in PR, she late lost double in self-respect!
Many sources confirm that the mean machine is back to bumping tattooed ugly bits with Sandra Bullock's cheater ex Jesse James and that they've called BACK ON their engagement. Say what?!
Not only has James confirmed it with People Magazine (DA BIBLE OF CELEB TROOFS), but Kat is back to wearing the rock. Sheesh! Those two b-holes deserve each other!
July 27, 2011 | 12:19 PM PDT
Check out Kat Von D revealing her new ink to fiance James while convulsing like a school girl. Watch out!
July 26, 2011 | 10:56 AM PDT
@TheKatVonD: "I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that."
June 17, 2011 | 09:16 AM PDT
Sources spew that after moving out of California, Jesse thought things would calm down, but “there’s too much drama for him.”
Sa'll good Hot Topickers, @FreeJesseJames gushed: “Early 2 Bed so I can jump on a plane and spend the weekend w/my Angel @thekatvond.”
May 16, 2011 | 09:19 AM PDT
Advice to men everywhere: If you're not into me, PEACE OUT!!! Can I get an "amen, what what?!"
Just to make sure we all know he is a loser-jerk, Jesse James adds "I cheated on my wife. Guess what? So do millions of other men."
May 05, 2011 | 04:33 PM PDT
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