Reports have it that the guidos first stop since Jersey was picking-up DJ Pauly D in Rhode Island and The Situation in New York City. The boys are braving the drive South in one car, while the bump-it babes, Snooki and Jwoww, are taking their own ride.
Sources spill that MTV has banned the use of cell phones on the trip. Does that mean they're filming the coastal pilgrimage of the juiceheads?
Hopefully they give us some sneak (Snooki) clips in the mean time! We're getting anxious to see those bawds in action! Are you excited to check-out the Jersey Shore crew in a new city?
March 26, 2010 | 01:44 PM PDT
Mike wouldn't comment too much on the Jersey Shore location "situation" and rumors that the cast is relocating to Miami, saying: “That's the rumor. I don't know exactly where we’re going. As far as I know, wherever The Situation is going to be is gonna be good.”
And just for the record, Mike knows why Jersey Shore is so popular: "Probably because the Situation is on it."
Well lordy knows your abs and Snooki's panty-less back-flips keep me coming back for more!
March 25, 2010 | 05:06 AM PDT
This week the wee reality star was snapped in NYC filming a TV spot for the sunless tanning product SunLove! Is it time to graduate from the bump-it and venture into the tan world of the Jersey Shore? Why the heck not?!
Pauly's agent, Sal Bonaventura, told Radar: “The tanning bed will be auctioned after Jersey Shore’s season 2 wraps, around Memorial Day. Pauly is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and he really just wants to help the children.” Obvs he wouldn't make it thru a summer in Miami Beach without it!
Pauly D and his bronzed homeboys coined the daily grind of GTL or "gym, tan, laundry" to get ready to flex to impress the ladies later that night. Now what will the Italian stallion do? Call me, perhaps?!
March 04, 2010 | 02:13 PM PST
The juiceheads and guidettes of Jersey Shore recreated a scene from Inglorious Basterds on Lopez Tonight to give their "word-up" to the Oscars, as well as let the cat out of the bag about their upcoming season being filmed in South Beach, Florida. Will they change the name? Why the heck mess with a good thing? I say we rally and fight to keep those those tanned-italos in Jersey!
February 27, 2010 | 05:02 PM PST
Especially since the price tag for a little bit a Snook in your life is $9,000 a night! Yowza!
It don’t matter though, because the 1,045 seat memorial hall is completely sold out for the event. Relax ya’ll, it’s just Snook!
Update: James Madison University student Joshua Kalaher has created a Facebook page called Stay Off My Campus Snooki and has already gained over 800 members. The students aren't shy in letting fellow members know exactly what they think about the wee guidette's campus appearance.
February 23, 2010 | 06:00 PM PST
When did she know she would be famous?: “At birth.”
Why is she oh so famous?: “I think it’s all the hair." (We know Walgreen's thanks you for their 100000% bump in bump-it sales!)
And a special thanks to hostess Joy Behar for the comment: “A hot tub is an aquarium for sperm.”
February 21, 2010 | 07:00 AM PST
The Snook-attack will come butt-to-butt or bump-it-to-bump-it with Kardashian Royalty next week at Club Quo in New York City just to get things a little bit wild for the promotion of 3 Olive Vodka’s new flavor Rang Tang. I’m sorry, Rang Tang? This reminds me of the time there was a Now N' Later called "Tingle-Berry!" Yuck! Just because you invite Snooki to your party doesn’t mean she has to name the Vodka. Aye Chihuahua!
Seeing as there will be more reality TV cameras than a Bachelorette’s wedding day, we won’t miss a single fist pumping moment.
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