April 29, 2010 | 08:10 PM PDT
As Lady Gaga and Barack Obama top the list Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential people in the world, we would like you to pay extra special attention to their 100 LEAST Influential. People that are famous fo no freakin' reason...that's who inspires me most!
Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, people in Windows 7 ads, Carrie Prejean, Nadya Suleman, Carson Daly, Heidi Montag, Katie Couric, Spencer Pratt, Levi Johnston, Dr. Conrad Murray, Jersey Shore's long lost Angelina Pivarnick ALL made the list of LEAST INFLUENTIAL LOSERS! We would have added: Kate Gosselin's hair, Snooki's pickles, Heidi Montag's biological clock, and myself?!
Time wrote this nice diddy about Heidi *awww!!*: "You used to be famous for being famous. Then you were famous for getting lots of plastic surgery and selling only 658 copies of your album in its first week. Now you're not famous. That was fast."
April 19, 2010 | 04:52 PM PDT
Today, 27-year-old Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore and hawt bawdie-fame was outed as somewhat of an unemployed loser when his state papers surfaced on the web today.
Of course the Jersey Shore star had a lot of time to tone his abs, do laundry and tan, he didn't have a job! In October of 2009, before the MTV reality show became a freakin' success (Fist pump!), Mike was laid off from his waitering job and filed for unemployment. Now, busting chops, breaking hearts and hooking-up at a cool $10,000 an episode, The Situation is cruising Easy Street.
Last year, the bronzed babes of Jersey Shore were raising hell and peeving-off bosses in a t-shirt and airbrushing shop, but down South, the heat brings the cast a new set of assignments, that are even less luxurious and complete with dorky outfits!
Per (some of) their Italian heritage, the guidos and guidettes will be dishing-up treats at Lecca-Lecca Gelato Cafe. Maybe now they'll have to change the routine to GTLG--Gym, Tan, Laungry, Gelato?!
April 15, 2010 | 07:04 AM PDT
Snooki, JWoww and Sammi showcase their stunning style and actually decent looks in this month's edition. What do you think? Lookin' pretty fly, no?!
In the featured interview, our favorite tiny dancer, Snooki, admits that fame doesn't keep her away from sweet treats: “I can’t go out without being noticed. I still go to Dunkin’ Donuts…[but] oh, my God, it’s hard work.”
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Time Magazine recently declared Lady Gaga and Snooki to be amongst the most influential people in the world...Thoughts?!
Snooki reportedly smoked a cigg on her way into the gym and thew back a Red Bull or two while she ran on the treadmill. What a hot mess these kids are! As the saying goes, roommates who GTL together, hook-up together. Right?! We hope so! (*Be warned* staring right into JWoWW's camel toe might cause diziness.)
On the same day the original cast of the hit MTV reality series returns for season 2, MTV puts out a red, white and green casting call not only for Italo-Americans, but juiceheads who are at least 21 and LOOK younger than 30 stoked on: “Killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas and bling...”
Teasing: "So if you’re a tanned and toned fist pumper, and you love the shore, we want to hear from you! Do you dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom? Prove it!” (I do all that and more, kids!)
Do you have what it takes to suck face, dancefloor hump, throwdown, and take shots with the best of 'em?! Apply at: JerseyShoreCasting.com!
April 05, 2010 | 08:03 PM PDT
Katy Perry spent her post-Easter bash afternoon gymming, tanning, and Fred Segal-ing in Beverly Hills...lucky beyotch!
Do you spend your days like the pickle-loving, fist pumping, guidos of the Shore: GTL-ing?!
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