May 16, 2012 | 05:37 PM PDT
98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons and former Bachelor Jake Pavelka have also performed at the club… And look where those two are now! Wait, nevermind.
June 23, 2011 | 12:40 PM PDT
Check out Heidi Montag doing her best to stand-up straight with her 4DD bazungz and tiny head. Joined by a kitchen sink of sh*t shows, including NY Sex Columnist, Ashley Dupre, Three 6 Mafia members Ashley Dupre and Juicy J, Bachelor Jake Pavelka and Real Housewives of New Jersey ex Danielle Staub.
April 05, 2011 | 04:00 PM PDT
No! It's Heidi "It's be BATCHES!" Montag!
Today, the former Hills hawt-mess turned what-not-to-do poster child, Heidi Montag, was snapped pretending to chow down during a filming for her upcoming VH1 competitive reality series. Joined by cast-mates and societal cast-outs, Bachelor Jake Pavelka, Real Housewives of New Jersey crackpot Danielle Staub and a slew of other hasbeens, the cuties are apparently competing to "flip" a Los Angeles restaurant in just 28 days.
August 28, 2010 | 12:49 PM PDT
Filed under: Jake Pavelka
Before getting all ambiguous on The Bachelor, the uncharismatic and slightly evil Jake Pavelka would have done anything just to get a date:
"I've tried Match.com. It is really hard to meet people, and the reason it's hard to meet people is timing. You don't know where people are! Did they just come out of a relationship, are they completely closed off emotionally, or have they had a whole line of really bad breakups?"
Jake, you sound just like one of us babes! Too bad you're majorly creepy. But so freaking hot. I think I'm falling for you.
Jakey-Poo is still super red in the face over the rumors started by his ex-fiance Vienna concerning his sexuality.
The pilot, turned ABC Bachelor, turned Dancing With the Suckers star gave the beyotches of The View a visit this morning to remind America that, just like always, he loves the ladies!
"There was a lack of intimacy because our problems were so heavy. I can't separate love and intimacy -- and apparently that makes me gay."
When asked point blank if he is gay, Jake snapped, “No, no.” Adding: “One of my best friends is gay. I can’t see how someone can look at Vienna and find her not attractive.”
July 15, 2010 | 11:23 AM PDT
Although Jake gives me the creeps quicker than the sight of Brad Pitt's chin-pubz, women around the world would be devastated if they found out that ABC's own Bachelor Buzz Lightyear was batting for the other team.
Vienna told her ex-boyfriend Brian Lee Smith that she had her suspicions when the could still lived together saying: "Who wouldn’t want to touch me? He’s obviously gay." Brian even (ignorantly) admits: "He cries too much like a b*tch! I really think he’s gay.”
The vice president of marketing for Playgirl explains, "We're determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl. It's obvious he likes the limelight, and I intuit that he looks good naked."
So could it ever be? Jake's rep tells OK! Magazine: "Jake is not doing Playgirl — never considered it."
June 30, 2010 | 05:03 PM PDT
And that's better… right? Maybe not as scandoloso!
Star magazine got the exclusive: "I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year," she said. "The Bachelor didn't pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with Jake… I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!"
Girardi also said she "just wants a normal life" but mentioned that she hopes to be paid $250,000 for showing off her bangin' bod.
June 30, 2010 | 08:06 AM PDT
Paul Rosseau, contestant from the fourth season of The Bachelorette, blabbed to Radar Online: "I definitely think he has gay tendencies, not only because of the way he dresses but also because he didn’t want to have sex with a beautiful girl and never really tried with the other girls on the show."
Hmm... Honesty? Or sour grapes?
Another season four contestant, Richard Matthey, offered another explanation for Jake's lack of intimacy with Vienna.
"I'm not sure if he is gay, but it seems he just has no experience with those types of women that are on the show," he said.
June 24, 2010 | 10:02 AM PDT
But it's not the last time we get to see Viennake, as the two will spill their guts during a side-by-side interview on the Monday, July 5, episode of The Bachelorette and explain why their relationship worked out exactly as well as every other Bachelor union.
Will Vienna weigh in on the rumor that the engagement didn’t last because Jakey actually likes boys? Wouldn't that be JUICY! Blogs have been reporting that Vienna told a friend that Jake wouldn't touch her because "premarital sex is a sin." Eventually, she felt so un-loved that she concluded that Jake must not like girls at all!
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