What more could Stepford Wife Heidi Montag possibly have done you ask?!: "nose job revision, chin reduction, mini brow lift, botox in forehead and frown area, fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outer thighs, buttock augmentation and breast augmentation" (They're now (suposedly) a DDD-size!).
- Pick-up People Magazine today to read more about the (once) gorgeous girl's adventures in plastic-surgery!
Heidi Montag's "Superficial" Drops Today
January 12, 2010 | 04:01 PM PST
Filed under: Heidi Montag, New Music

Pretty sure you can blame waking-up on the wrong side of bed this morning on the fact that today, with little anticipation, The Hills star Heidi Montag released her first album: Superficial. Heidi has put her heart and implants into this album and confesses to fans from where her Superficial inspiration runneth: "That's the world I live in and how people think I am but it's really just the surface. People are just getting to know a whole new Heidi. I put my heart into this music and it'll really show."
This is my fav disco diddy from the album! You excited to hear the rest of her beatz?
"Below is a poem I wrote for my hubby:
Spencer my love my heart my King
You are my world and my everything
I love you more than I could ever express
Especially when I have been such a mess
Every moment with you is beyond a blessing
2010 no more anxiety or stressing
All that matters in this universe is you"
"You are the most amazing, unique, special person to ever live
I thank Jesus that I was the one chosen for you to give"
"I will work on pull my strength and weight
Your so strong and incredible, there is no weakness in you traits
I'll love you for all eternity
Working everyday diligently
On making you happy and loving every second of our flawless lives
Life is so precious and the most is the honor of being you wife
It doesn’t matter where we go or what we do
All I want in life is to be with you
Whatever our blessed features hold
In it together we will laugh, love, and one day grow old"
"Mrs. Pratt is coming out to stay
Never will I go back to my old other ways
It’s a new beginning and era of love
We will be flying so high like the doves
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
You and God are the only things true
Love for eternity is what is to come though
XO
Heidi"
I don't know if it's her girlies slapping you across the face every 20 seconds in this video, or that I'm jealous that people as dumb as this diva get to take tropical Mexican vacays and document it in music video format, but Heidi Montag's self-made (obvs!) video for "Blackout" is absolutely mesmerizing! Moments like these make me hate her less, because I realize that "special" people like her deserve to have a lot more slide. It's not their fault they did most of their travelling growing-up on a short bus. Yikes! Have a good Friday WT411 party people!
Luke Warm Drop: Heidi Montag's "Superficial"
November 24, 2009 | 12:59 PM PST
Filed under: New Music, Heidi Montag
Let the chorus play! “They say I’m superficial, some call me a bitch. They just mad cause I’m sexy, famous and I’m rich! I rock the latest fashions and I start the latest trends. Girls say I’m conceited, but they really wanna be me…”
Speidi Spews On "The Insider"
November 18, 2009 | 12:34 PM PST
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Speidi
Favorite quotes from the clip:
- Lara Spencer: “What is it that you guys do? You say you’re entertainers…” “You take every opportunity and you act like a tool!”
- Spencer: “You shouldn’t try and talk over Star Jones. She’s got a big mouth!”
- Chris Jacobs to Heidi Montag: “You’ve been dishing it out since you walked in front of a camera. With your faux beach photo shoot and your album that is worthless!”
- Dear WEATHERMAN after speaking with Queen Jones and Queen Lara I'm feeling very regretful for saying HATEFULL tweets towards a good man!! 7:59 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
Speidi Snubs "Today" Show
November 16, 2009 | 10:03 AM PST
Filed under: Speidi, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
Invisa-beard hubby, Satan @SpencerPratt, revved-up his Blackberry to Twitter bash (what's new?!) weatherman Al Roker and defend his wifey’s honor.
- @alroker is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko! about 4 hours ago from Echofon
- @alroker I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me about 4 hours ago from Echofon
- @alroker you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know? about 4 hours ago from Echofon
- @alroker WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again? about 5 hours ago from Echofon
Well if you ever wondered what brains went into writing this piece of literary mastery, read a few tweets from @heidimontag to get a glimpse into the inner workings of such a media puppet master.
- Our "How to be Famous" book tour kicks off this week in NY!!!!! Cant wait to see everyone of the east coast!!!11 minutes ago from web
- getting ready for the biggest week of my life!!! 12 minutes ago from web
- shooting at the gun range! about 9 hours ago from mobile web
- good morning!!! I pray you all have the BEST day ever! xoxo about 11 hours ago from web
- whats everyone doing tonight?!!! 6:01 PM Nov 13th from web
Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past year, the Octomom is the Angelina Jolie wannabe who was artificially inseminated tens of times to produce 14 children with no father. Now with no job, hubby or moment for herself, Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom is exactly who Heidi Montag aspires to be. We’re just happy she is setting goals and standards for her life that are actually achievable, instead of: topping Michael Jackson or becoming a famous fashion designer. We think a pregnant degenerate makes a lot of sense for you Heidi Mon-Pratt and wish you the best of luck in this next exciting chapter of your life. I wonder how your spouse feels about spawn of Speidi.
He told the babes of The View that he stopped sleeping with Heidi on account that she was so baby crazed, he was nervous she might be lying to him about using birth control. Wild-eyed Heidi quickly responded that wasn't true, but we don't really believe her! Is The Hill’s heroine implying that she’s in it to win it, with or without her Spencer when saying she'll be the next Octomom?
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