Heidi & Spencer Pratt Are Bigger Than Ever!
February 16, 2012 | 10:00 AM PST
Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Surgeries, MTV, The Hills

Where have these two been!?! Apparently, Spencer's been hanging at a Denny's hammering down grand slams (DISCLAIMER: I love Denny's... but ya gotta do it in moderation). That dude got BIG! And then Heidi, without makeup, looks very un-Hills-ish.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?!
My advice: No more plastic surgery, no more fast food, and no more publicity schemes. America likes to forgive… try us.
Speidi Says "No" To (Relationship) Rehab
December 19, 2011 | 08:02 AM PST
Filed under: Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag
Heidi & Spencer say their relationship is in great shape, and besides, the money wasn't that good in the first place.
Twitter Tuesdays: Kat Von D & Heidi Montag Yarf!
October 18, 2011 | 05:00 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Kat Von D, Twitter Tuesdays

@HeidiMontag: "Sitting down for a writing session for my tell all book...." ...Give homegirl a few minutes for her to get the pen to the paper. It's like looking for a light switch in the dark when trying to navigate those DDD sweater-burgers. Good luck, girl!
@KatVonD: "Just found out Guns n' Roses are playing tonight in Mexico City!! Yes!!!" ...Axel, watch your butt! There's a washed-up-rocker feign loose south of the border! (Don't blame her. This lady loves 'em too!)
Spencer Pratt: Unemployed Hot Mess!
September 26, 2011 | 12:21 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Reality TV
Heidi Montag's Got Brains On "Famous Food"
June 23, 2011 | 12:40 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, VH1, Reality TV
Check out Heidi Montag doing her best to stand-up straight with her 4DD bazungz and tiny head. Joined by a kitchen sink of sh*t shows, including NY Sex Columnist, Ashley Dupre, Three 6 Mafia members Ashley Dupre and Juicy J, Bachelor Jake Pavelka and Real Housewives of New Jersey ex Danielle Staub.
Heidi Montag Lost 23 Pounds For Pool Party
June 20, 2011 | 12:31 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Celebrity Weight Watchers

The wee reality sh*t show lost a whopping 27 pounds for her hosting gig in Las Vegas by spending 14 hours a day at the gym, saying: "I've been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I've been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape."
At a totally friggin big 130 (SYKE-OUT), the blonde crypt-keepa'
says she's now back to the 103 she feels most comfortable at. Congrats?
Quote Of The Day: Heidi "Feed Me" Montag
May 12, 2011 | 12:34 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery, Quote of the Day

Heidi Montag saying she'll never go under the knife again is like ME saying I'll never get drunk and "accidentally" text message an ex-boyfriend again. Dreamy, but simply IMPOSSIBLE!
The 24-year-old nipped-and-tucked train wreck recently gushed to Us Magazine: "Obviously when I get a little older, I'll take it from there, but for this moment, I don't want anything to do with plastic surgery!"
Her husband says "Darlene is good she is going to be fine – we just got involved in a scary adventure in the back country of Utah. You have to be safe out here because it can get pretty steep on the trails."
Heidi Montag Eats Lunch With Jake Pavelka?
April 05, 2011 | 04:00 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka
No! It's Heidi "It's be BATCHES!" Montag!
Today, the former Hills hawt-mess turned what-not-to-do poster child, Heidi Montag, was snapped pretending to chow down during a filming for her upcoming VH1 competitive reality series. Joined by cast-mates and societal cast-outs, Bachelor Jake Pavelka, Real Housewives of New Jersey crackpot Danielle Staub and a slew of other hasbeens, the cuties are apparently competing to "flip" a Los Angeles restaurant in just 28 days.
WTF?!
Heidi Montag Joins "Celebrity Rehab" Cast
March 04, 2011 | 01:30 PM PST
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Celebrity Rehab, Drug Addiction
Heidi has so far set fire to all of her MTV connections, her family ties and her plastic surgery hook-ups, so with what little is left of her life and career, Heidi Montag puts her best implant forward to pick-up the pieces. X17 reports that Heidi Montag threw a fit when asked to share a room with Real Housewives of DC star Michaele Salahi, saying:
" Heidi had an absolute meltdown and was taken out of the room she had to share. There was major drama going down about where Heidi has to stay, and show producers had to switch up the room assignments just to accommodate her." Aye chihuahua.
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