David Hasselhoff Doing Work
January 19, 2012 | 05:00 PM PST
Filed under: David Hasselhoff, Donald Trump, Celebrity Apprentice

At first glance, these photos are more than disturbing. Why is David Hasselhoff wearing overalls which look like they're from OshKosh B'Gosh!? Why is he returning a kiss to that pooch? And while his girlfriend Hayley Roberts could easily live in a trailer park down by the river, I gots to admit she's pretty smokin'. All together, these photos are one big mess of confusion.
Turns out, The Hoff is on-set of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice in Australia and the attire is part of a challenge. You'd think getting David to stay sober for a month worth of shooting a TV show would be a challenge in itself. But hey, we're rooting for ya Hoffy!
"Celebrity Apprentice" Cast Revealed
January 05, 2012 | 12:46 PM PST
Filed under: Donald Trump, Celebrity Apprentice, New TV, Aubrey O'Day, Clay Aiken
But regardless, it does make for great entertainment. Season 12 of Apprentice returns on February 12th and will feature the following personalities going head-to-head: Teresa Guidice, Victoria Gotti, Clay Aiken, Michael Andretti, Lisa Lampanelli, Dayana Mendoza, Dee Snider, Paul Teutul Sr., Adam Carolla, Arsenio Hall, Aubrey O'Day, Penn Jillette, Cheryl Tiegs, Debbie Gibson, George Takei, Tia Carrere, Patricia Velasquez, and Lou Ferrigno.
Any of those names gonna make YOU watch?
Donald Trump Created Lady Gaga?????
December 08, 2011 | 07:00 AM PST
Filed under: Donald Trump, Lady Gaga

She's sold 23 million albums, won 5 Grammys, 13 MTV VMAs, and named one of the most influential people in the world by Time magazine. And Lady Gaga owes it all to Donald Trump.
Wait, WHAT?!?! The Donald's been spouting off some wild quotes this week, not coincidentally with the release of his new book Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again. In it DT writes he helped make Lady Gaga a big star. "Maybe she became a star because I put her on the Miss Universe Pageant. It's very possible, who knows what would have happened without it, because she caused a sensation. I really believe I had at least something to do with it."
Stunningly hilarious. Is there a bigger ego in the world? He thinks Gaga performing "Just Dance'" in '08 at the Miss Universe Pageant that brought in less viewers than reruns of City Guys (anyone?) helped launch LADY GAGA. Mind blowing. Really is.
Barbara Walters' Fascinating People Of 2011
December 01, 2011 | 12:00 PM PST
Filed under: Beyonce, Barbara Walters, Pippa Middleton, Katy Perry, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Derek Jeter, Donald Trump, Simon Cowell

'Tis the holiday season, so inevitably we all must once again act like we care who's on Barbara Walters' list of The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011. And like every year, Barb released a partial list of nominees filled with little surprises. The Kardashian sisters and momager Kris Jenner, Pippa Middleton, Donald Trump, Derek Jeter, Katy Perry, Simon Cowell… yaaaaawn.
She also put Modern Family duo Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet, who geniusly portray Mitchell and Cameron, on the list as one entity. But Barbara, you realize they play fictional characters on the television? Right? Why, outside of starring on a hilarious sitcom, are they fascinating? Guess that's why I'll tune in…
So who's left to complete that all-mysterious list? Bieber, Selena, Beyonce, Sheen, Gosling? My money is on Beyonce. Heard it here first.
Rumor Patrol: Donald Trump Humps Porn Star?
October 13, 2011 | 06:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Donald Trump, Rumorville, Celebrity Scandal

Today, TheDirty.com yarfed with abandon about Donald Trump badoinking XXX porn star, Stormy Daniels, while his Melania was prego with their baby boy Barron. Say what?! The pro-hump-nugget says she won't even comment on the story because it's "bullsh*t." Just to show HOW UNTRUE this PR STD is, Donald Trump and crew plan to sue Life & Style for not abiding by their cease and desist order before going to print. Badow!
Donald Trump Reveals Ivanka's Baby's Name
July 18, 2011 | 04:00 PM PDT
Filed under: Ivanka Trump, Celebrity Babies, Donald Trump

President Barack Obama (who will be appearing on Oprah later today y'all!!!) made fun of just about everyone at the annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this Saturday.
Celebrity Apprentice host Donal Trump got hit the hardest for sure. Watch as the crowd goes totally nuts for Obama while Donald Trump stews in his seat. He looks pissed, yo!
David Letterman Talks Banning Donald Trump
April 30, 2011 | 08:21 PM PDT
Filed under: Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Dr. Phil, David Letterman
When Dr. Phil asked Dave if he thought Donald Trump was racist, Dave said "Well, yes."

After Donald Trump threw out his hopes to run for president in 2012 at the same time her was yarfing to and fro about President Obama's unwillingness to show his birth certificate publicly, divas of the 90's, ahem Whoopi Goldberg and Cher, got to haterading. Yesterday, the Burlesque-"I Got You"-BABE, @Cher, jumped on Twitter to let her fans know exactly how she feels about the Celebrity Apprentice come-over-chief:
- "Pls retweet ! Donald Trump (Mr chapter11) is Only a Mean Spirited BAD ACTOR who couldn't find his ass with both hands & a map!"
- "Donald Trump is Pompous Asshole! Saw him in Aspen with one Dcup chick after another Everyone up there thought he was a complete idiot" Tell us how you really feel, Cher?!
Celebrity Apprentice host Donald Trump will reportedly announce his intent to run for President of the United States during the finale of The Apprentice. Aye aye aye.
Trump says "I don't need to do this for ratings on The Apprentice. This is too important. Our country is in trouble. Our country is not being properly led. It needs help"
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