Wanna Chat With Your "Favorite" Celeb?
March 21, 2012 | 10:02 AM PDT
Filed under: Dina Lohan, Tila Tequila, Angelina Pivarnick, Octomom, Michael Lohan, Random, Weird News

"Favorite" in quotes because I suspect none of these so-called celebs are anyone's fave. Dial-A-Star.com, a site connecting z-listers with fans, offers a direct line to names such as Danielle Staub, Tila Tequila, Dina Lohan, OctoMom and more for a minutely rate.
Staub fetches $18 a minute, Tila $20…For more celebs and to learn how to book a session, click on the link! (And may God help you).
Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover Revealed
December 08, 2011 | 11:00 AM PST
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Playboy, Dina Lohan, Hugh Hefner

When times get tough the clothes come off. As Mama always says! JK! WEIRD JOKE! As reported in October, Lindsay Lohan finally gave in to Hugh Hefner's offers to strip pose for Playboy. Momma Dina Lohan and Linds stressed that the spread would be tasteful: "Everything looks mighty tasteful in Playboy," says the frat boy.
LiLo's January/February issue is set to be released on December 15th (when Lindsay goes on The Ellen Show - weird!), but the cover leaked early. Still got all your marbles?
Dina Lohan On "Dancing With The Stars"?
November 16, 2011 | 01:45 PM PST
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Dancing With The Stars
Rumor has it that Hollywood's most-methed-out-looking-stage-mom, Dina Lohan, might be taking the spotlight soon! Or better yet...the dance floor! Skeletor is reportedly high on the list of possible contestants for next season. Wonder what the hell her "Dance About My Life" song selection would be.
Crazy Town's "Butterfly"? M'Kay.
Michael Lohan Fuming Over Lindsay Bio
October 22, 2011 | 12:34 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Scandaloso
Michael Lohan is pisssssed about Dina's new book, saying "Shame on you Dina!" He adds that Dina gave underaged Lindsay alcoholic drinks on film sets (I guess to loosen her up? Yikes!). Michael spews "While filming Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Dina actually tried to sneak a Bellini with me knowing… The kids would say 'Daddy, don't let mommy drink anymore."
Michael Lohan: Lindsay & Dina Drink Together
August 27, 2011 | 04:35 PM PDT
Filed under: Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Kim Kardashian

Uh, say what? Blabber mouth Michael Lohan is slamming his ex-wife and daughter once again, saying that "My hands are in the air. I don't know what to do." According to sources, Lindsay and Dina were drinking together at Kim Kardashian's wedding!
Dina Lohan Scared For Kate Major
March 30, 2011 | 02:10 PM PDT
Filed under: Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan

This week, Lindsay Lohan's Skeletor-abulous mother Duh-Duh-DINA Lohan ain't just yarfing over name changes, but is telling media that she fears for Kate Major and any other hussies within arms-reach of her ex-meth-sperm-donor Michael Lohan.
A source close to the Famn Damily dishes to X17: "Dina knows what it's like to be abused by that man, and she sees the same cycle happening with Kate and all the other women he's been hanging around lately. She thinks he is dangerous and will continue to spiral out of control while the world is watching."
Lindsay NOhan? Lindsay Dropping the Lohan
March 26, 2011 | 04:01 PM PDT
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan
"Lindsay's" mother Dina Lohan confirms with PopEater that Lindsay "is dropping the Lohan and just going by [her first name.]" This kind of trainwreck o' trash idea is what gossip bloggers like me-self dream of!
Lindsay Lohan & Mom Fly To Big Apple
March 15, 2011 | 07:06 AM PDT
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan

Lindsay Lohan, her younger and sl00tier-dresses sister Ali and their Predator-looka-mama Dina Lohan waltzed between tens of paparazzi Monday afternoon at LAX to catch their flight to NYC after the judge allowed her to travel.
After landing, the 24-year-old accused jewelry thief, @LindsayLohan, tweeted: “I love ny - but the paparazzi @ jfk just gave me an anxiety attack….. i was half asleep! they’re such animals :( well- @ least im with my family in the end…. xo”
Lindsay Lohan Says "No Thanks" To "DWTS"
December 15, 2010 | 08:22 AM PST
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Dancing With The Stars
- "We are huge fans of the show and think it's incredible. We'll watch it, but it is not going to happen.
- Lindsay is a great dancer, but she's taking a break right now. She has been through a lot. Our family loves the show because I'm a dancer, and I taught dance when Lindsay was growing up.
- I dragged her from one dance studio to another, and she sat in front of the mirrors and watched, while I taught.
- She just needs to come out (from Betty Ford) healthy and happy and will. After she has some time off, she has so many projects she is considering and her true love is film."
Dina Lohan Shopping Rehab Exit Interview
October 18, 2010 | 09:01 AM PDT
Filed under: Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
Though some reports have said that Dina wants to create a reality show about Lindsay's experience (oye vey!), the Lohan camp has said those reports are false. Except for the fact that a camera crew did follow Dina Lohan to visit Lindsay in rehab this weekend. Yikes!
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