Chad Ochocino & Cheryl Burke Learn A Lot
May 21, 2010 | 07:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars, Celebrity Couples
Newly voted-off of Dancing With the Stars, Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke were spotted bopping around New York City yesterday afternoon after their Good Morning America interview.
The NFL super-duper star had nothing but fab things to say about his DWTS experience: "I enjoyed it. It was a wonderful journey for me. I was like a fish out of water. But working with Cheryl, I got comfortable very quick."
Praising his gorgeous partner: "We became really close friends throughout the course of the season and we'll remain friends. One of the things that I will take from this show is everything that she's taught me and I'm going to steal her along with it."
DWTS: Goodbye Ochocino, Hello Miley Cyrus!
May 19, 2010 | 09:54 AM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars, Miley Cyrus

Last night's Dancing with the Stars was WILD! Although Ochocinco shimmy-shook sans shirt to my beloved Gaga's "Alejandro," his outstanding abs proved they weren't enough to rock him into the final three! Ugh!
Olympian Evan Lysacek did his routine to Evanescence (Fun fact: TOTALLY did my high school talent show routine to the same song! Fist pump!), and received a "You got balls!" from Bruno and perfect 10's from the rest of the judges! After Carie Ann was brought to tears by Nicole's performance and Erin Andrews showed-off her banging body in gold lamet, we ALL knew it was the end for Chad!

Last night, Reno 911 and Clean House QT Niecy Nash got the boot from Dancing With the Stars after judges complained that the funnygal and Louis Van Amstel didn't have the best transitions.
"This was a dream deferred! I wanted to be a dancer since I was in the 8th grade! And at 40-years-old with 3 c-sections under my belt, I came back to the dance floor!"
Elizabeth Hasselbeck Lies About Apologizing to Erin Andrews
May 11, 2010 | 09:56 AM PDT
Filed under: The View, Dancing With The Stars

Last week The View's resident dum-dum Elizabeth Hasselbeck made some classless remarks about Dancing With the Stars contestant and ESPN reporter Erin Andrews, her scandalous outfits, and her recent court proceedings with her convicted stalker. The morning after, Hasselbeyotch delivered this teary sermon about righting wrongs, teaching your children well, and yadda yadda yadda.
Just when we thought it was time to forgive Elizabeth yet again, Erin Andrews dished on last night's episode of DWTS that Hasselbeck NEVER called to apologize:
"I didn't speak with her, no. I never talked to her. I'm moving on. I'm tired of talking about it. It's a new week. It was really nice to have Maks stick up for me and the entire cast and a lot of the media. We got a ton of support." Are you surprised?
Lawrence Taylor Arrested For Rape
May 06, 2010 | 05:01 PM PDT
Filed under: Celebrity Arrests, Dancing With The Stars
Lawrence Taylor was previously known as the legendary linebacker of the New York Giants who spent 1981 to 1993 killing his opponents, but early this morning that all changed. Police arrested 51-year-old Taylor after finding him at a Holiday Inn in Ramapao, New York after a young female reported the rape. TMZ is reporting that Taylor allegedly paid the 16-year-old girl $300 for sex.
This is Taylor's third stint in jail, as he was previously arrested for possession of crack and a hit-and-run. Yikes!
- Taylor has reportedly posted his $75,000 bail and left jail. More updates to come...
"Dancing With The Stars" Doesn't Like Big Girls?
April 25, 2010 | 02:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars
Dancing With The Stars reportedly barred a Lane Bryant lingerie ad from airing because of its eye-catchingly scandalous content. The only problem is that they were able to air a Victoria’s Secret ad with virtually the same kind of content. The difference? The Lane Bryant ad featured plus sized models!
“We have never experienced this level of rejection,” a spokeswoman for Lane Bryant tells E! News. “We do not believe beauty has a size.”
I suppose those skinny robots they show in the Victoria’s Secret campaign do seem a little sexless when you compare them to the more realistic looking Lane Bryant babes…What do you think? Is ABC being size-ist?
Dancing With the Stars: Will Niecy Nash Survive?
April 20, 2010 | 09:54 AM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars

Could the highly hilarious Niecy Nash be kicked-off Dancing With the Stars for her lack of having it going on downstairs?! Deemed last night's shimmy queen, Clean House and Reno 911 star Niecy Nash was able to make routine a lot hawter than the week before, but hey sus, the stars this season are not gettin' their mind in the game!
Will the seemingly drunk sorority gal with her knees taped together, Kate Gosselin, outlive Niecy?! Say it ain't so! (Skip to the 1:30 mark for the bright yellow and orange bird's shimmy shakes!)
Last night, Dancing With the Stars lost a big beefy hunk of its sex appeal as they Adios-ed All My Children star Aiden Turner and his partner Edyta Sliwinska. The judges barked that the partners' Monday night rumba lacked flow and even looked like "stop-motion animation." Snap.
"I’ve had a great time. The experience of being on Dancing with the Stars has been amazing…Now I feel like I can move like I never moved before," gushed a teary Turner to the ballroom's standing ovation. Who is the second seksiest star of the program?
Pamela Anderson Parties At The Bars
April 07, 2010 | 10:59 AM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars, Pamela Anderson

After surviving another week on Dancing With the Stars, Pamela Anderson hit the Hollywood club scene and left looking like she was gonna hit the floor and die. Holy crap!
Pamela Anderson was accompanied by her Australian hoofer, Damian Whitewood, and we're thinking they're regretting breaking it down at Chateau Marmont, Guys And Dolls and Dominick's in one night! Looking a fright, Pam Anderson sported her best weave, worst raccoon eyes, and tightest grey men's dress sock. Aye chihuahua!
Erin Andrews Dances Despite Death Threats
April 05, 2010 | 02:46 PM PDT
Filed under: Dancing With The Stars
Andrews plans to dance with partner Maksim on tonight's episode of DWTS despite all the various death threats being thrown her way. X17 reports that the pilates-bawdie blonde began receiving a slew of sexually-explicity e-mails that soon turned violent and physically threatening.
As soon as the FBI took the case, Andrews knew nothing would keep her from stuffing into ruffles and 2-stepping.
- And just for the record, this wee ESPN babe was the victim of a creeper case in which Michael David Barrett filmed nude video of her through a hotel-door peephole. Yikes!
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