February 02, 2011 | 03:36 PM PST
February 02, 2011 | 12:32 PM PST
Giving her meanest "Smeyes," middle-midge Kim Kardashian puts her best boob forward in the March issue of UK's FHM magazine. Kim Kardashian shared the images with her fanz, yarfing: "This was such a fun shoot. Where my UK fans at?? I love you guys and hope I can visit soon. I love London!"
February 01, 2011 | 05:00 PM PST
We're guessing W was bombarded with a stinking sh*t storm via Twitter and Facebook as everyone's favorite set of Golden Globes sobbed over her nekkid pics, seen here and here.
W Magazine responded...reluctantly...saying Kim Kardashian's cover was artist Barbara Kruger's meditation on reality TV. So there!
January 28, 2011 | 10:04 AM PST
The 24-year-old Broadway "superstaaaa" covers the March issue of Cosmopolitan mag. Thoughts on looking better naked anyone?! I say black-out curtains and lights-off always relaxes me in sexy situations.
Next weekend, not only will Lil Miss Michele be performing "America The Beautiful" before the Superbowl, but the return of Glee will air RIGHT after the game.
January 27, 2011 | 02:17 PM PST
Along with twirling her hubby's magic chest carpet, Twitpic-ing from bed and spraying whipped cream out of her tatz, Katy Perry is following a strict daily routine.
"I'm on a meal plan, which absolutely sucks - but on Sundays I get to have a cheat day where I go buck wild and eat In-N-Out Burger."
Katy reveals that she has incorporated her love of candy, cupcakes and meat into her performance (Thank God!): "It's both really sweet and shocking, but not in a sexual way." It's always sexual when meats involved, ya know?! What?
January 26, 2011 | 04:03 PM PST
Star Magazine yarfs that the over-the-hill divorcee has signed and sealed the papers and that her gettin' a wee thang from Mexico is a "done deal!"
The kicker is when Star gushes about a $250,000 gender-neutral nursery! This is like when I told my mom we were camping in Danielle's backyard, when really we were going to a party to makeout with skater boyz! Lies Lies Lies Lies!!
January 25, 2011 | 07:00 AM PST
Kim Kardashian found the best mofo photoshopper in Hollywood to get her looking unbelievably bangin' for the cover of this month's Inland Empire Magazine.
If her waistline is even a glimmer of this nip, tucked, and pasted visionwe see before us, then NO WONDER Kris Humphries is looking to slip a ring on it!
January 20, 2011 | 10:36 AM PST
But hold the pink champagne! The gab mag claims that her pregnancy has been anything but the moment she's been waiting for...for...like 372 days now you guys...umpfh!
And she's not the only bummed-out babe with bun in oven! Real life "Band Aid" Kate Hudson's new rocker wee thang, now three months along, is having all her fun spoiled by a nasty tell-all by her estranged pops Bill Hudson! Oh my!
January 19, 2011 | 11:49 AM PST
January 18, 2011 | 03:21 PM PST
“There’s no way to eloquently put this. I just can’t go to the mall. It bothers me that I can’t be outside very often. And also to not ever be just ’some girl’ again. Just being some chick at some place, that’s gone.”
In Proenza Schouler, Robert Pattinson's Bella Swan shows-off her high fashion looks with some fierce smeyez (Smiling with your eyes)! Hot!
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