February 16, 2011 | 12:00 PM UTC
Getting fuhreaky in da sheets: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them." Adding: "I think you should just wait for the person you're ... in love with."
Gay Rights: "It doesn't affect me and shouldn't affect anyone else."
Abortion: "I really don't believe in abortion. I think [an embryo] is a human. It's like killing a baby." And what if they're raped? "Everything happens for a reason." Adding: "I don't know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that." (Snooze.)
February 15, 2011 | 05:00 PM UTC
Although we'd much rather watch Channing Tatum take off his shirt (real slow like) or maybe dry hump us during one of his naughty stripping acts from the days of ole', the 30-year-old looker chatz (snooze) with GQ this month about his past, present and feature film future.
The Dear John and G.I. Joe beefvake says he ain't too proud of his Florida stripping gig that he made money with during college. Saying that his g-string stuffing career started off like: "Okay, we're go ing to do this for a little while just to be crazy and insane; then we're getting out."
February 14, 2011 | 01:16 PM UTC
Simpson's peeps gab about the newly wee thang's line, saying: "A girl could go to the shopping mall with her mother and she'd have a great new outfit and still have some money left for lunch at McDonald's."
February 11, 2011 | 03:30 PM UTC
There's mention of Kendra and Hank being more in love than ever, following the worst year of their lives, complete with: Super Bowl loss, Hank being cut from another team and one real raunchy, amateur sex vid to boot. Ouch! But no confirmation of number two wee thang.
OK! Magazine, you so silly! You got us!
--Lady Gaga on how she shot out her first single from her loinz in record time.
February 10, 2011 | 06:18 AM UTC
February 08, 2011 | 03:22 PM UTC
February 07, 2011 | 04:29 PM UTC
Katy Perry wants us to know that going from Christian rockette to kissing ladies and lovin' it was NO EASY plight. Preparing for her biggest tour to date, the soft-spoken sexpot gabs to Elle Magazine that she's not ready to admit she's a superstar:
What happens if you already know you're the best looking, best dressed, most sassiest, most doinkable, most lush, most deserving, most bestest, most deserving of the finer thangs, most relatable, most bestest ginger blogger on the scene...do you act like your not? #MyCurrentLifeProblem
February 04, 2011 | 07:00 AM UTC
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