Radar Online reports that the over-the-hill-er started hitting the devil's juice hardcore upon his return from an international tour last year. He's hoping that rehab will help him tame the beast and get back some lust for life. Best of luck, boo!
Lindsay Lohan Says It's All Lies!
April 20, 2011 | 12:28 PM PDT
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Rumorville, Celebrity Rehab

The recovering ridiculousa says that this "buddy" of her's, Keith Middlebrook, is a floozie and his tales of boozing and binging on devil's juice at Chateu Marmont on March 10th and going loca at her Venice party house is a LIE!
Lindsay straight shoots: “I met Keith Middlebrook once and then he started to stalk me. End of story." Adding: “I am also absolutely not about to throw everything that I’ve accomplished in my sobriety away for the things of my past."
Demi Lovato Admits She Was A Cutter
April 19, 2011 | 02:00 PM PDT
Filed under: Demi Lovato, Celebrity Rehab
All jokes aside, former Sonny With A Chance star Demi Lovato released a statement about an additional beast she recently conquered, aside from eating disorders and aggressive behavior, and that's cutting. Oof!
The 18-year-old actress/singer grants 20/20 a tell-all interview which explains that she has been cutting herself since age 11 as a "...way of expressing my own shame of myself, on my own body." Oh my.
Now, Sean William Scott is said to be doing great after completing a treatment program for his "health and personal issues," and is getting geared-up and worked-out to begin taping his American Pie sequel American Reunion with the ENTIRE OG CAST! Eff yes!
Michaele Salahi: "Celebrity Rehab" Reject
March 08, 2011 | 05:00 PM PST
Filed under: Celebrity Rehab, Real Housewives
You're telling me that you want to be famous so bad that you'd ill with a bunch of ex-Meth-eroonis while they experience the bends? Are you cray?!
Alice In Chains' Mike Starr Found Dead
March 08, 2011 | 04:00 PM PST
Filed under: Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Deaths
Police were called to the Celebrity Rehab season 3 star's home around 2pm where he was pronounced dead on the scene. Just last month, the rock and roller was arrested and found in possession of 6 Xanax pills and 6 painkillers. So little had changed since his 2009 reality TV gig.
Apparently, the house where all the nutso celebs are living has run out of hot water! Bai Ling and Amy Fisher have left after facing three days of broken water pipes.
Some of the celebrities are reportedly ill from taking cold showers! Get it together VH1!!!
Radar's source says that the cast may stage a mutiny if the water pipes aren't fixed. Wow, I really wouldn't want a gaggle of murderous, drug addicted celebs on my hands!
Heidi Montag Joins "Celebrity Rehab" Cast
March 04, 2011 | 01:30 PM PST
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Celebrity Rehab, Drug Addiction
Heidi has so far set fire to all of her MTV connections, her family ties and her plastic surgery hook-ups, so with what little is left of her life and career, Heidi Montag puts her best implant forward to pick-up the pieces. X17 reports that Heidi Montag threw a fit when asked to share a room with Real Housewives of DC star Michaele Salahi, saying:
" Heidi had an absolute meltdown and was taken out of the room she had to share. There was major drama going down about where Heidi has to stay, and show producers had to switch up the room assignments just to accommodate her." Aye chihuahua.
"Celebrity Rehab" Cast Revealed!
March 02, 2011 | 02:29 PM PST
Filed under: Celebrity Rehab, Reality TV, Michael Lohan, Real Housewives

Martin Sheen Says Son's Addiction Is Like "Cancer"
February 25, 2011 | 04:00 PM PST
Filed under: Drug Addiction, Celebrity Rehab, Charlie Sheen

"He's an extraordinary man and he's doing well. We pray for him. If he had cancer how would you treat him? This disease of addiction is a form of cancer. You have to have an equal measure of concern and love."--Martin Sheen to Sky News on his son Charlie Sheen's battle with drugs and alcohol.
The 70-year-old The Way star added: "You realize we're not all on the same journey all the time. We have to love that much more. We have to be that much more present."
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