Scout Willis Arrested For Using Fake ID
June 06, 2012 | 11:50 AM PDT
Filed under: Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Court Date, Celebrity Children, WTF Were They Thinking
After spending some time in the slammer, Scout was released and charged with criminal impersonation and breaking the open container law, both misdemeanors. If convicted, Scout could face a year in prison for the ID charge, but of course that won't happen. The open container carries a stiff $25 fine.
No word from the rents Bruce & Demi.
Amanda Bynes Asks Obama For DUI Help!
June 06, 2012 | 10:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Barack Obama, Amanda Bynes, Celebrity Twitter, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Criminal Record, Celebrity Court Date, DUI
Taking to Twitter Amanda said, "I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false." Bynes then tweeted at Obama, "Hey Barack Obama… I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end."
OK Amanda, first off: You ran your car into a police cruiser. Second, you refused to take a breathalyzer or blood test at the scene. Third, THE PRESIDENT HAS WAY MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES TO DEAL WITH THAN YOUR STUPID DUI CLAIMS. The end.
Mark Zuckerbeg Sued For Insider Info!
June 04, 2012 | 05:06 PM PDT
Filed under: Mark Zuckerberg, Celebrity Court Date, NEWS, Politics, Facebook
The controversy isn't that the stock is way down… it's that founder Mark Zukerberg unloaded a billion bucks worth of the company days after the initial offering, leading many to suspect Marky knew it was overvalued. The lawsuit claims Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, and Goldman Sachs warned some (Zuckerberg) that the stock might be overvauled.
Yikes. Could Facebook going public be the beginning of the end for Zuckerberg's social media empire?
Taylor Armstrong's Ring Auctioned On eBay
June 02, 2012 | 04:08 PM PDT
Filed under: Celebrity Court Date, Real Housewives

Does Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong deserve such cruelty? Maaaybe… the scorned housewife was forced to give her $250k engagement ring to MyMedicalRecords.com, the company that is suing her for breach of contract. They took a lot of her property, but most pricey, of course, is her quarter of a million dollar engagement ring. And what did they do with it? Put it up on eBay! Way to rub salt in the wound, babies!
John Edwards Found Not Guilty!
June 01, 2012 | 07:00 AM PDT
Filed under: Elizabeth Edwards, Celebrity Court Date, NEWS, Politics, Celebrity Scandal
Edwards was facing a 30-year prison sentence and $1.5 million fine if found guilty of using campaign money to cover up a secret lovechild he had with his mistress Rielle Hunter. His wife Elizabeth was battling cancer at the time, which ultimately took her life in 2010. Edwards claimed the money used to hide his mistress came from a former campaign treasurer and an elderly supporter, both of whom gave the money as a gift for his benefit… not part of the campaign.
Uh, OK. Right. This dude is so disgusting I can't even write about it anymore. The end.
Landlord Sues Sean Kingston For Damages
May 27, 2012 | 04:17 PM PDT
Filed under: Sean Kingston, Celebrity Court Date, Celebrity Real Estate
Sean's former landlord has filed a lawsuit saying that Sean skipped out on the last two months of his lease, owing $50,000. Not only that, he is accusing Sean of causing more than $20,000 in damages.
Amber Portwood Returns To Jail For 5 Years
May 26, 2012 | 04:22 PM PDT
Filed under: Teen Mom, Celebrity Jail Time, Celebrity Criminal Record, Celebrity Court Date
The 22-year-old skipped out on a court appearance in Indiana, a major violation of her probation. She was originally arrested in December of 2011 for drug possession, and her life has been spinning out of control ever since.
Her brother tells E! "she does not deserve to be [in jail] or anything that has happened to her… she is there because of who she is." He adds "the system has failed her, and that's all I can say."
Jenna Jameson Arrested For DUI
May 25, 2012 | 03:49 PM PDT
Filed under: Jenna Jameson, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Court Date, Celebrity Criminal Record, DUI
Usher Ballin In Court AKA Crying
May 23, 2012 | 08:28 AM PDT
Filed under: Usher, Celebrity Break Ups, Celebrity Court Date, Celebrity Children
I dunnnooooo…. Call me naive, but Usher seems like a good dude. He's doing pretty well raising The Biebs, right?!
SYTYCD's Mary Murphy's Nympho Charges
May 22, 2012 | 08:45 AM PDT
Filed under: So You Think You Can Dance, Celebrity Court Date

Um, gross. As if So You Think You Can Dance judge, Mary Murphy, isn't monstrous enough. Her longtime manager, Michael Sanchez, is suing her for $1 million in unpaid damages, saying she is "a desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac." Yikes! He also says that Mary forced producers to hide alcohol in her Coke cup. Her ex-manager claims that if it wasn't for him, her drug and sex addiction would have gotten her fired from Dance long ago.
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