Nas Owes Kelis Some Serious Cash
June 24, 2010 | 05:07 PM PDT
Filed under: Nas, Kelis, Celebrity Break Ups

Although Nas and Kelis only finalized their divorce back on May 21, he already owes his ex nearly $350,000!
Most of that is $299,000 in "spousal support" (which is different from alimony how?) that Nas owes Kelis directly, but on top of that Nas also owes $52,989.22 that should go to the house he and Kelis own together and which Kelis is still living in.
Nas’s lawyer came up with a solution: Just pay double the current mortgage payments of $7800 per month! Easy solution to erase, right? Just pay more and more often! Why didn’t I think of that?
$750 Million Divorce Settlement for Mrs. Tiger Woods
June 24, 2010 | 03:03 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren, Celebrity Break Ups
That's enough money to make the "My Husband Sucks" blues go away, right? According to sources, the deal is all but finalized and a public announcement could come at any moment.
Vienna Girardi Gave The Ring Back
June 22, 2010 | 12:43 PM PDT
Filed under: Jake Pavelka, Celebrity Break Ups
Vienna's step-mama says that last weekend the blonde bombshell moved her crap out of her Southern California home she shared with Pavelka. During the move, she handed over her $50,000 ring. Sounds like a Beinda Carlisle song...aww.
Mommy-dearest dishes that Vienna did her packing while Jake was out and that with her "See ya later, buddy" note, she left the 3-carat Neil Lane diamond ring that the stud-muffin chose for her on the ABC reality series. But don't go thinking Jake will be able to pawn that beast over! The ring, if not used, officially belongs to the show! Ouch!
"Bachelor" Star Jake Pavelka & Vienna Split
June 22, 2010 | 08:12 AM PDT
Filed under: Jake Pavelka, Celebrity Break Ups
The couple's rep confirms: "Jake and Vienna have split and appreciate respect for their privacy at this time."
As I drool over Ali The Bachelorette's relationship with Roberto, I wonder, does it make ANY sense for these people to even try to find everlasting love on ABC? Jake and Vienna are the unlucky 13th couple to split after "finding" each other on the hit reality series! Ouch!
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Sign Divorce Papers
June 15, 2010 | 05:32 PM PDT
Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Break Ups
Despite Charlie's violent past, Brooke has agreed to joint custody of their twins, but don't you worry, the mama will STILL receive $55,000 a month in child support at a grand total of $757,689 a year! Wowee!
They say proceedings were to be kept a secret until after Charlie Sheen renegotiated his contract with Two And A Half Men.
Charlie Sheen hopefully asked for a lot more skrilla in his new contract because his ex-wifey Denise Richards already receives a wild portion of his pay check and now with a second high-profile divorce on his hands, the actor will be left with little for himself! An inside spills: “It’s not everything she wanted. It’s not even close. But it’s enough."
Al Gore In Affair With Other Woman?
June 15, 2010 | 02:21 PM PDT
Filed under: Al Gore, Celebrity Break Ups

Just a few weeks ago, environmentalist politician, Al Gore and his wife Tipper called it quits after 40 years of marriage! We were just holding out breath until news of a sexy scandal broke, and people! That raunchy news has arrived!
OK Magazine is reporting that for the past two years No Neck Gore has been having a love affair with comedian Larry David's ex-wife, Laurie David. The David's separated in 2007 after the once-wifey of the Curb Your Enthusiasm genius was rumored to be boinking an employee at their home in Martha's Vineyard. Perhaps the pool boy? How could she resist?
Eddie Cibrian Responds To Ex's Interview
June 15, 2010 | 09:39 AM PDT
Filed under: Eddie Cibrian, Celebrity Break Ups, LeAnn Rimes
Eddie Cibrian wines: "I can't change the past and I'm truly sorry that people got hurt along the way but not everything reported in the media is reality and continuing to rehash things publicly only makes it more difficult for everyone to heal. I hope for the sake of our children we can all move forward and heal privately. I wish their mother nothing but the best."
It would seem that the more Cibrian goes public with his relationship the more his ex goes on a shooting spree with her hateradorade super soaker!
And let's be real! LeAnne Rimes wasn't his first extramarital affair! He was badoink-a-doinking an cocktail waitress for three years while his wife was preggers. Pretty sure I'd be mad too.
Drake Talks About Rihanna Dissing Him
June 09, 2010 | 06:17 PM PDT
Filed under: Drake, Rihanna, Celebrity Break Ups

The Canadian cutie opens-up about his jam "Fireworks" and how being used by Barbadan babe and Rated R "Rockstar" Rihanna taught him a big lesson. Drake dishes on how he was first approached by Rihanna to write a track for her, saying: "I was a pawn. You know what she was doing to me? She was doing exactly what I’ve done to so many women throughout my life, which is show them quality time, then disappear. I was like, wow, this feels terrible.”
Tara Reid Wouldn't Sign A Pre-Nup
June 08, 2010 | 03:04 PM PDT
Filed under: Tara Reid, Celebrity Break Ups
The 34-year-old American Pie stye in my eye, Reid, is best known for her botched tummy-tuck, her sagging tatas and her whirlwind romances with most of Hollywood's eligible 30-somethings and now her ex-fiance sheds more light on how he really felt about her disapproval of his pre nup contract.
"I didn't want an American court disdaining our family business and have a cuckoo's egg laid in our nest."
Unfortunately for the Josie and the Pussycats more-or-less cutie, she gushed about wantint go "look like a princess" on the the big day: "I want my wedding to look like a wonderland. I want it to blow people away - and also to have a fun energy." BURN!
Heidi Montag Files Divorce Papers
June 08, 2010 | 02:10 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Celebrity Break Ups
TMZ reports that Heidi Montag is sighting 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason behind their separation, and if by 'irreconcilable differences' you mean disagreeing with a loco-for coco-puffs hubby who is obsessed with celeb-stalking, talking ish, meditating, guns and Navy Seals, than sure! We'll give it to her!
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