Surprise! Brooke Mueller Goes To Rehab!
December 13, 2011 | 01:00 PM PST
Filed under: Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Rehab
Days after announcing she'd be doing that whole rehab thing at home, while taking care of her Sheen twins, Paris Hilton's bestie, Brooke Mueller, has announced that she will be entering a in-patient facility, who knows where.
Brooke Mueller's Alt Rehab Approach
December 12, 2011 | 01:41 PM PST
Filed under: Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Rehab, Drug Addiction, Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Children
The hot mess, who's hot messness was featured on Paris Hilton's latest reality flop, has arranged a special something with the court that says that Brooke can continue to care for her children while she completes a rehab program in her home. Why for, ya'll?
Mueller’s rep yarfs, “Brooke will be participating in a program during the day, and will be under expert supervision 24 hours a day, seven days a week."
Charlie Sheen Cares For Twin Boys!
December 06, 2011 | 10:30 AM PST
Filed under: Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Children, Celebrity Rehab
With news of Brooke Mueller landing her bloated butt back in rehab for drug and alcohol addiction, sources say that Charlie Sheen has returned from Colombia to care for the divorced couple's 2-year-old twin boys.
The cuties have been in Brooke's custody since Charlie pulled a knife on her. Go figz! Now, with the help of Brooke's parents, and most likely Denise Richards, Brooke will watch after the wee things.
Brooke Mueller Arrested For Drugs & Assault
December 04, 2011 | 02:34 PM PST
Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Arrests
Brooke was embarrassingly arrested at the night club after a woman reported the assault, at which point the police found cocaine. Brooke posted an $11,000 bond. Mueller's rep told People "we are declining to comment."
Inside Peek At Charlie Sheen's Roast!
September 11, 2011 | 04:06 PM PDT
Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller
Jeffrey Ross: "If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?"
Steve-O: "Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there."
Seth MacFarlane: "Charlie, you claim to have 'tiger blood,' but after all the porn stars you’ve [boinked], it’s probably Tiger Woods' blood."
Charlie Sheen Spends His Birthday With WHO?!
September 05, 2011 | 04:00 PM PDT
Filed under: Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Birthdays

- "Celebrated B-day at @bucadibeppo w/ the boys, Brooke & a bunch of family & friends. Huge portions, stellar staff. We will B back soon..!!!"
- "Love you and the girls..!!! Thanks for a great birthday dinner!! Great night! xo c RT @DENISE_RICHARDS Happy Birthday @charliesheen !!!!!!!!"
Charlie Sheen's Buca di Beppo Birthday!
September 05, 2011 | 08:06 AM PDT
Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Birthdays, Brooke Mueller
Brooke Mueller Heads To El Rehab
July 18, 2011 | 10:33 AM PDT
Filed under: Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Rehab
Charlie Sheen's twins' baby mama, Brooke Mueller, is reportedly on her way to Messssico to enter rehab after getting her prescription drug for fighting addiction to alcohol, meth?, and a slew of other things.
But don't worry, ya'll! She plans to fight her lifetime of waste-casing on dope in 7 days!
Mueller felt queezy on a flight to Cancun, but when she asked the flight attendant if she could go to the bathroom to yarf, the flight attendant wouldn't let her go (fasten seat belts, anyone?!).
That's when things got ugly/unclear. Some witnesses claim that Mueller demanded to get off the plane and her wish was granted, others claim that she was kicked off the flight. One thing's for sure, according to a source Mueller was "belligerent and cussing out the flight attendant."
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller: NO DRUG Tests!
July 12, 2011 | 11:31 AM PDT
Filed under: Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Children, Celebrity Court Date, Celebrity Break Ups
Sheen and Mueller's pasts with the hard stuff is no secret! And their known by name at area high-class rehabs! So what's it mean that neither one has to stay clean for their babies? We aren't sure.
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