Levi Johnston Says "Sorry, Palins"
July 07, 2010 | 08:04 AM PDT
Filed under: Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin
So what was a lie? It's not explicitly stated, though The Insider notes that immediately after he and Bristol quit each other, he mentioned that Sarah complained about her job as governor and that she and Todd Palin had discussed divorce.
Levi (pictured above with fake girlfriend Kathy Griffin) told People Magazine: "Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true. I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize."
Woo … hoo?
The role is sure to be no stretch: On Secret Life of an American Teenager, Bristol plays herself, who is attending a camp for teen moms along with the character played by series star Shailene Woodley.
Bristol Palin Parties Post Abstinence Outreach
May 07, 2010 | 01:37 PM PDT
Filed under: Bristol Palin
Sources dish that the mask came-off when the sun went down, and Bristol was really just plain lookin' to get craze: "Bristol was there around 1 a.m. with friends. She was trying to have fun, but she looked like she was terrified that people would recognize her and start gawking. It seems like she couldn't even relax."
Whether or not anyone learned anything from the rich kid's mistakes, at least this quote about her ex-beef cake Levi Johnston will give you a good chuckle: "If I could go back, I would have told myself that just because he's good at sports and drives a cool truck, it's meaningless — it's pointless." True dat!
Bristol Palin Stalked! Gross!
April 24, 2010 | 08:12 PM PDT
Filed under: Bristol Palin, Celebrity Stalkers
Even under-aged baby-mama Bristol Palin! Reports have emerged that when sl00ty Sarah Palin’s yahoo account (yahoo? Oye vey…) was famously hacked during the election season by 22-year-old hacker David Kernell, he didn’t stop there!
After hacking the lame brained Alaskan Princess, he found Bristol’s cell phone number and proceeded to call and threaten her! Scary! Him and a few other boys pranked her Scream-style claiming to be at the front door of her secluded woodsy estate. Kernell is on trial right now and if convicted could face 50 years behind bars. No word yet if Bristol does in fact like scary movies…
Bristol Palin First Round of Custody Fight Loss
December 29, 2009 | 02:02 PM PST
Filed under: Bristol Palin
The 19-year-old, typically unemployed, Playgirl Playmate, Levi Johnston is seeking for his battle for shared custody with his baby mama to be a public case to maintain fairness: "I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone's need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive."
Bristol came back saying: "None of this is true; my mother is not involved in this case." The young mama also says she knows Levi's motives are for "his own self-promotion."
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