December 25, 2010 | 08:43 PM PST
Filed under: Bristol Palin
Get your booze ready boys--It looks like you've got an easy lay coming to town! Bristol Palin has bought a $172,000 home just a few miles from Arizona State University. She's going to join the "renowned" school of broadcasting to support her interest in "public speaking." In other words, Bristol will be drunk for the next four years. You go gurl!
December 06, 2010 | 10:12 AM PST
From Keith Olbermann to that cuckoo-nut fan that sent her an envelope stuffed with a mysterious white powder, "Absitinence Annie" aka Bristol Palin has been stuck in a storm of criticism for days! Adding to the list of Hateraters is DWTS competitor and comedian Margaret Cho.
After Cho gabbed that she thinks Bristol was forced by her Senator mother to compete on the show, Bristol jumped on her Facebook for a comeback:
"I will give my friend credit for creativity, and extra points for getting so many 'facts' wrong in so few sentences. Let me be blunt: my mom did not 'force' me to go on DWTS. She did not ask me either. The show approached me…
Adding that if Cho would just realize that conservative values were fighting for (openly gay?) people like Cho, then "you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert." Speechless.
November 23, 2010 | 03:35 PM PST
November 22, 2010 | 06:00 PM PST
After news of a man shooting his TV following the results of last week's Dancing With the Stars, we're not too surprised that security has been heightened on the Dancing With the Stars set following tens of death threats sent to show pointed at Bristol Palin and her partner Mark Ballas.
After the odd couple made it to the final round, the whole world (In their dreams!) reacted and people were less than pleased at the seemingly rigged results. Sources reveal that Bristol recently received a fan letter with sketchy white powder inside and that since, everyone has been "genuinely worried." On no! Not "genuinely"!!
November 20, 2010 | 12:58 PM PST
A statement from ABC said that the "Security and the Los Angeles Fire Department and Los Angeles Police Department were immediately notified...Measures were taken to secure the area and ensure safety of personnel. Ultimately we were advised by the [fire department] that the substance was determined to be talcum powder."
November 17, 2010 | 04:03 PM PST
Last night, 66-year-old Steven N. Cowan was arrested in Wisconsin after he fired his shotgun at the TV, totally upset over Bristol Palin's Dancing With the Stars victory.
Sources reveal that Steven and his wife Janice were watching their fav show when he became totally upset during Bristol's performance, cursing "the ----ing politics" and saying he hated her dancing.
His wife says that 20 minutes later he returned with his shotgun and fired it into the television. His wife was nervous about what he might do next, ran from the house and immediately called the police. The Smoking Gun website reveals that this then led to a 15-hour stand-off with police until Steven was finally arrested and booked.
November 16, 2010 | 01:04 PM PST
October 19, 2010 | 04:04 PM PDT
Last night, Dancing With the Dunces competitor and abstinence advocating teen mother Bristol Palin was snapped sans baby leaving The Mint Bar after a 20th birthday celebration. Pretty sure you're TOO young to drink and you're TOO young to tell people when they can can't get fuhreaky!
Pack-me-into-this-dress Palin and her dancing partner Mark Ballas must have needed some stiff drinks after performing in monkey suits on live television and receiving 6's across the board. Ouch! What do you think of Bristol's fashion...
September 29, 2010 | 07:00 PM PDT
(BEFORE AND AFTER!!) Looking good Miss Teen Mama of the Alaskan Russian Revolution Tea Party, Bristol Palin! Sarah Palin's young and sl00ty daughter and Dancing With the Stoopids star Bristol Palin was spotted hovering a salad this afternoon at a local McDonald's and I couldn't help but notice that the single mama is looking mighty svelt!
Levi Johnston's sister Mercede swears up and down that Bristol has already gone under the knife, saying: “She wants to look like the ideal Hollywood girl. I know in time she will get even more done.”
September 04, 2010 | 02:38 PM PDT
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