Perfect Audrina Patridge Reveals "Deformity"
September 03, 2011 | 06:03 AM PDT
Filed under: The Hills, Audrina Patridge
When asked if she's had breast enhancement, Audrina says "I don't like to talk about that. Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it's higher on this side? It's pectoralis something. So I've always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time."
"Hills" Hottie Big Screen THROWDOWN!
August 17, 2011 | 02:44 PM PDT
Filed under: The Hills, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Celebrity Throwdown
Audrina will play a talent manager who comes to Hollywod all the way from Detroit to start her own agency. Hm. I can't quite picture Audrina coming from Detroit. She's just so OCish.
Aye aye aye!
Audrina Patridge & Famn Damily's Show!
March 04, 2011 | 02:00 PM PST
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Reality TV

Whitney Port & Audrina Patridge: New Gigs!
January 25, 2011 | 06:00 PM PST
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Reality TV

The Hills turned The City turned Genuine Ken: The Search For The Great American Boyfriend hostess with the mostess stems, Whitney Port, was snapped all dolled up this afternoon, meeting a friend and her boyfriend (Of 9 months, fashion designer Ben Nemtin) at the Beverly Hills hotel this afternoon.
Although Audrina Patridge was spotted roaming the streets of Los Angeles this afternoon looking a little lost and SUPER hungry, word on the street is that her new reality gig will be taking place in Detroit! Say what?!
Audrina Patridge's Stalker Goes To Prison
November 18, 2010 | 12:22 PM PST
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Celebrity Court Date
This morning, Zachary Loring, who was arrested outside to star's home, was sentenced to two years in prison and ordered to say away from Audrina for TEN YEARS after being evaluated for psychiatric problems. Looks like the nut-job wasn't loco in the coco, but just plain evil.
Audrina Patridge's Mom Talks Trash
October 28, 2010 | 04:01 PM PDT
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Dancing With The Stars
Meeting-up with the papz outside of a club following Audrina's cross-eyed fall from grace, or whatever, Lynn vommed: “When one door closes another one opens. Audrina is going to f—ing rise. She’s got class. You know why? She’s a Polish, Catholic, f—ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s–t. It’s all American.” Sing it, girl!
Adding: “We’re going to f—ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a– little fashion s—. That b–ch wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”
You tell 'em Lynn! Why don't you let Audrina do her thang and take-up a day job in politics? You gotta fight, for your right, to pubbbliccccllly hummiliiatteee yourrsellff!
"Dancing With the Stars" Cuts Audrina Patridge
October 27, 2010 | 08:01 AM PDT
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Dancing With The Stars
Absolutely shocked by the results, The Hills' were alive with the sound of B.S. as she told the audience: "I learned that I do have confidence and tony has really taught me a lot and helped me learn a lot about myself."
Tatas McGee's partner Tony Dovolani admitted: "I don't know what to say. Probably one of the first times I'm kind of speechless."
Patridge let her peeps know that they'll be able to check her scantily clad bod out for an entire season of her upcoming Vh1 reality series. Thank goodness that this girl will providing me more primetime opportunites to eat my self hate! Yeow!
Audrina Patridge's Boyfriend Is Ready To Wed
October 08, 2010 | 03:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Celebrity Weddings, Dancing With The Stars
Dancing With the Stars walking set of tatas and ex-Hills firestarter, 25-year-old Audrina Patridge maybe be hearing steel drums and wedding bells in her near future.
Her boyfriend Coreh Bohan reveals: “To let Audrina know how proud of her I am, I’m planning a holiday to a tropical island if she wins — and there might even be a ring!" Adding: "I really believe that I have met the girl I am going to spend the rest of my life with."
After adjusting to Patridge's new work schedule, Corey gushes that the on-and-off again couple is happier than ever and he doesn't think "...either of us could be more in love.”
"Dancing With the Stars" Line-Up Announced!
August 31, 2010 | 08:01 AM PDT
Filed under: Audrina Patridge, Dancing With The Stars, Bristol Palin

Last night, the fall line-up for Dancing With the D-listers was announced and even with an infite supply of washed-up reality stars, ex-child stars turned recovery alcoholics and out of work superstars, the producers seem to REALLY be scraping the bottom of the barrel with this motley crew!!
- DAVID HASSELHOFF -- Baywatch BABE
- MICHAEL BOLTON -- "When a man loves a woman..."
- RICK FOX -- Basket baller, lady killer, actor
- BRANDY -- "I Wanna Be Down..."
- FLORENCE HENDERSON -- Carol Brady of Brady Bunch
- THE SITUATION -- Six pack of Jersey Shore
- JENNIFER GREY -- Dirty Dancing star who ruined career with nose job
- MARGARET CHO* -- comedienne
- BRISTOL PALIN -- baby maker baby of Sarah Palin
- AUDRINA PARTRIDGE -- Nice rack-ed reality star
- KURT WARNER -- Famous Quarterback
- KYLE MASSEY -- rando kid from That's So Raven
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