- Just out of the big house, the big junky is rumored to be doing his bloody darnedest to get his Wino back in the sacko!
Amy Winehouse Hospitalized For Popped Balloon
November 19, 2009 | 06:08 PM PST
Filed under: Amy Winehouse
On Sunday, the singer was admitted to a London medical center for what was believed to be allergies to a cold medication, but her famewhore father quickly spilled the real beans. “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.” Her buddy also confirmed it was her knockers that knocked her out to Britain’s Daily Mirror: “She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
It’s only bigger, tighter and fuller from her on out. The “Back to Black” singer has found a new addiction and it’s to be nip and tucked into shape. She’s got big plans for major surgeries to enhance her look. Aren’t there laws against emaciated drug addicts getting plastic surgery? Hey-sus!
Hell, there is always friend foods and aioli! Winehouse reportedly chows down like there’s no tomorrow: "Amy's like a machine at the moment. She just can't stop eating. She loves T-bone steaks and fish covered in oily sauces. She has set a target to eat up to 3,000 calories a day..."
Amy's new knockers look a bit out of place, but perhaps after the starlet puts some meat on her bones she’ll even out a bit. From booze, to boobs, to Blake to a new bum, maybe this breezy should stear clear of such brutal Beee-havior!
Fielder-Civil professed his admiration to his old-new leading lady by also updating his status to read: “Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” The point could be: she wears a gnarly weave, you live in a drug den, most people despise you as a couple, should I go on? Although their remarriage isn’t legal, within the tween universe it’s like so totally legit. In no time at all, the married couple will be back to knocking boots and sharing needles. Oh the joys of tying the knot. Stay tuned…
Papa Mitch has been known in the past to be painfully honest when talking about his daughter and what she’s like behind the music. When questioned about who paid for those meat loves, he blabbed: "I don't know. I didn't have to pay for it – that's all I know. Whenever I see her, she says, 'Dad can you give me a couple of [But] I didn't have to pay for the boobs. I don't know." Sounds to me like Pops is happy to see his daughter is rack in action.
Whoever decided to pay for them, may have temporarily mended this British waif’s tits-up lifestyle, but we’re expecting this high road to curve sooner rather than later.
Amy Winehouse signs her goddaughter to Lioness Records
October 13, 2009 | 04:32 PM PDT
Filed under: Amy Winehouse
With smoky, basement recordings of the duo posted on YouTube and Winehouse bouncing back and forth between bad and terrible, I think the country of England holds it’s breath as it witnesses the train wreck that will surely follow this fateful relationship. It’s easy to see Amy’s mastering of Dionne’s vocals, but it’s even easier to see that this will undoubtedly go sour faster than you can say “Valerie.”
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