Tiger Woods Talks About Divorce
August 26, 2010 | 09:55 AM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Celebrity Break-Ups
Does Tiger STILL love Elin?: "That's the most important thing."
Was he "relieved" after the split?: "I don't think that's the word. I think it's just more sadness. Because I don't think you ever – you don't ever go into a marriage looking to get divorced. That's the thing. That's why it is sad."
On where his head is at now: The divorce "was a lot more difficult than I was letting on. I certainly understand that she is sad. And I feel the same way."
Do we sympathize with Tiger? After all he's done, do you still feel bad for the guy?
Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Divorce Finalized!
August 23, 2010 | 12:40 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us."
Reports dish that Elin will receive close to $100 million in assets and we're sure she can look forward to an even better pay-out to help raise her kiddos, Sam Alexis and Charlie Axel!
It used to be that if Tiger didn't play, people didn't watch. But this new trend shows that golf might just be losing it's swing with viewers plain and simple! Yikes!
Donald Trump Wants Tiger Woods' Mistress
July 16, 2010 | 12:25 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Donald Trump, Reality TV, Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel

Today TMZ annouced that the man with the coif that sailed 1,000 ships, Donald Trump, has been in chats/cahoots/knockin' boots? with Tiger Woods number one sl00t, Rachel Uchitel! Yeow!
Donald Trump personally called the hostess-with-the-mostess (famous dude notches on her bed post) Rachel Uchitel to invite her to compete on next season of Celebrity Apprentice, buzzing that she'd be "awesome!" To which Cooch-Itel answered: "Absolutely!"
For those of you who have either been living under a rock or have sworn off adultery gossip (even I have thought about it in recent months!), Tiger Woods has been playing rather poorly since being caught cheating with about 98 different women!
He admitted at a press conference "I just putted awful, really… Outside the ropes there are certainly still distractions. It is what it is." Tiger continues "I think everyone has had distractions in their lives [but] I think that my life out here on tour is becoming more normalized."
Elin & Tiger's Divorce Settlement Finalized?
July 02, 2010 | 04:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren
OK! magazine is reporting that the divorce settlement between Tiger Woods and scorned Swede wife Elin Nordegren may have been finally been worked out!
It's not the $750 million initially rumored (might have been infinity hundred gazillion dollars!) but $100 million — still more than you and me make! (At least me…)
And that's just the money for Elin. Tiger will be paying child support, additionally. Most reports cite Tiger to be worth $500-$600 million now.
Tiger and Elin Reunite, But Only Temporarily
June 28, 2010 | 07:04 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren
Tiger and Elin were reportedly "civil" around each other at the Florida home they shared together before the revelation of Tiger's "activities" off the course. Though Elin is allegedly seeking a $750 million divorce settlement, the couple wanting to share custody of their kids, Sam and 16-month-old son Charlie.
$750 Million Divorce Settlement for Mrs. Tiger Woods
June 24, 2010 | 03:03 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren, Celebrity Break-Ups
That's enough money to make the "My Husband Sucks" blues go away, right? According to sources, the deal is all but finalized and a public announcement could come at any moment.
In an ongoing child support battle that’s been alive since 2002, DNA tests have proved that spermed-out Tiger Woods is indeed not the father of Devon James's 9-year-old son. Phew!
Only 2,435,034 DNA tests to go!
Though Tiger did not offer his own DNA to test (that stuff's locked up like Fort Knox!), a likely candidate from Florida came forward and gave his DNA, proving that he is in fact the father.
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