"Bachelor Pad" Premieres Tonight
August 09, 2010 | 11:30 AM PDT
Filed under: Bachelor, Reality TV, ABC

These Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects may have once thought that their national embarrassment may have ended with a teary confession on the front stoop of the mansion they once looked for love in...but never fear...another 15-minutes of fame? are here! Sex-up your Mondays with BACHELOR PAD!
Look forward to fights, cocktails thrown, pool time, hot bodies, nipped and tucked desperadas, hook-ups, crying, lying and being "here for the right reasons."

OMG! Dream come true much? I remember the days when I was a chubbier, brace-faced boo with bad highlights and an orange fake-n-bake sheen, pining after all the water polo skater bros. Oh high school! And then the college/post college/forever and ever crushing! Don't get me started! The CW is happy to play into all of our die-hard crush nostalgia with their latest and greatest reality series Plain Jane.
Watch tonight as they makeover Cristen to confront her crush of way-too-long, the tall, dark and handsome Ty! Chopped, cropped, heeled and with her tatas out-and-about, the once Plain ol' thang will be coached on how to snag the one she's always wanted.

This week join the Discovery Channel in testing ten individuals' resilience, tenacity and creativity under harsh environments. In this scenario, a viral outbreak desolates the entire population and these strangers (from all walks of life) are left to live in the effing scariest conditions imaginable. Think: no running water, no electricity, no contact, no food and no weapons. And don't worry, there's an outside mob of pillagers and thieves trying to break-in and get all of your goods! Say what?! I'd love to sign-up few ex-boyfriends for The Colony!
Remember the tan and bodacious know-it-all from MTV's Making the Band with Diddy? Remember when he fired her for consistently over-stepping boundaries? (Ugh, I lurve her!) Well now, her hard work in Las Vegas and shameless party crashing has paid off!
The Aubrey O'Day Project will follow the cuckoo-nut and her pooches as the singer does her darndest to make a comeback in the music industry. Oxygen VP, Amy, dishes: "We're excited to deliver her story as she battles the issues that resonate with our audience, from self-doubt and body image to an intense desire for success and redemption."
Donald Trump Wants Tiger Woods' Mistress
July 16, 2010 | 12:25 PM PDT
Filed under: Tiger Woods, Donald Trump, Reality TV, Celebrity Rehab, Rachel Uchitel

Today TMZ annouced that the man with the coif that sailed 1,000 ships, Donald Trump, has been in chats/cahoots/knockin' boots? with Tiger Woods number one sl00t, Rachel Uchitel! Yeow!
Donald Trump personally called the hostess-with-the-mostess (famous dude notches on her bed post) Rachel Uchitel to invite her to compete on next season of Celebrity Apprentice, buzzing that she'd be "awesome!" To which Cooch-Itel answered: "Absolutely!"
Although I'm almost positive my obsession with the train wreck reality TV show is thanks to final two hawtie, Roberto (Meow!), let's be real...it's kept us on our toes this season! How about that drama with "My eyes are too close together" retail manager, Frank? What loser freak! In other news, I like hometown visits because it makes me feel like everyone's family is just as cuckoo as mine! (Love you!)
Yum yum!! No better way to wake-up than with some new meal ideas from Showtime's hit reality series The Real L Word!
Heidi Klum & Seal: "Love's Divine"
June 04, 2010 | 04:05 PM PDT
Filed under: Heidi Klum, Celebrity Couples, Reality TV
The 37-year-old mama and her 47-year-old singer/songwriter hubby will kick-off their Lifetime reality series before the new year. But this won't just be cameras following the cuties on their day-to-day, the couple will help people plan their dream weddings, look for love, fall in love, love to love, and love! Love? Love!
"After getting positive feedback from family and friends, they decided they wanted to help others share the same kinds of special moments. For example, they want to help people who didn’t have their dream wedding the first time around to get a second chance."
"Basketball Wives" Brutal Reunion Show
June 01, 2010 | 09:53 AM PDT
Filed under: Reality TV, VH1, Celebrity Arrests
Radar Online reports that one of the cast members was even arrested! CAT FIGHT! Word on the street is that the claws came out when Basketball Wives producer, Shaquille O'Neal's ex-wife Shaunie, surprised the gals with a guest. And you'll never believe who it was...Sandra!
Sandra, say what?! Sandra is the beyotch that's been pinned with breakup of NBA baller Michel Olowokondi and his girlfriend, and show star, Suzie Ketcham.
So what did the she do to the backstabbing trizity-trick? Ketcham threw a bucket of water on Sandra and when she got up to run away, she slipped and fell, leaving her in the hospital and Ketcham in handcuffs! Crazy!
"Biggest Loser" Winner: Michael Ventrella
May 26, 2010 | 09:49 AM PDT
Filed under: Reality TV, Weight Watchers

Mike entered the ranch a 6'3, 526 pound DJ and left...well...a blue-eyed, $250,000-dollar richer, stud muffin! For the at-home prize, mondo babe Koli snagged $100,000 after losing a whopping 215 pounds! Did you catch last night's final? Thoughts?! Raise your hand if you cried....(*Both hands up!*)
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