
Hot mama and mostly unemployed style star, Jessica Alba, is getting kinda-sorta-not-really-gussied-up for her big media circuit to promote her upcoming blood, gore and boob fest film Machete! Holla!
This is a BIG @$$ (pun intended) week for the out of work, but ever-lovely actress as she premieres her LATEST movie, Machete, costarring Lindsay Lohan and Michelle Rodriguez! VaVaVoom!
Jessica Alba Talks Hubby With "Cosmopolitan"
August 12, 2010 | 03:00 PM PDT
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Cover Girl
Jessica Alba covers (and obviously didn't pre-approve) the cover of this month's Cosmopolitan and then whole thing (her Katy Perry/Anime-inspired outfit included) leaves us a little sick to the stomach! What the hell!?
"I was always insecure about belonging and felt that my success was probably going to go away, so I've overcompensated," Jessica admits to the magazine about getting along in Hollywood. Is that why you allowed your agent to sign you up for this ridiculous gig.
1Goal PSA Tries To Get Cheeky
June 23, 2010 | 05:15 PM PDT
Filed under: Matt Damon, Jessica Alba, Charity

Lindsay Lohan Finally Lands A Movie
May 06, 2010 | 05:10 AM PDT
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Movies


Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren were strolling through the busy streets of Manhattan this morning with wee thang Honor when the Doc Martin-sportin' mama bent over to give smooches and show off one of the most embarrassing celeb tats to date!
The only problem is, the Fantastic Four baberella can’t cook anything for herself without starting a fire!
While staying at the trendy Smyth Hotel in NYC this week to promote her new film The Killer Inside Me, Jessicraze couldn’t work the oven when making her fave guilty pleasure, and caused her room to fill with smoke- But it didn’t stop there! Fire alarms blared through the whole hotel and the fire department even had to show up. Aye Aye AYE!
Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba's "Killer" Fashion
April 28, 2010 | 12:08 PM PDT
Filed under: Kate Hudson, Jessica Alba, Fashion

Well word on the street is that not only is this movie one of the worst at the Tribeca Film Festival, but that it's also SLOW and SCARY turning away and off audiences left and right. Is that true?! Nevertheless, Kate Hudson and Jessica Alba put on happy faces to walk the red carpet at the premiere of their new movie The Killer Inside Me last night at NYC's Visual Arts Theater.
After removing her Louis Vuitton black and white poncho, Kate Hudson's black L.V. cocktail dress flipped-up in the wind ALMOST exposing her lady bits to the world. But with the help of her costar Jessica Alba (Who plays a prostitute in the flim) and some funky leg bends, she got it under control. Kate accessorized with jewelry by Cartier and pumps by personal fav Brian Atwood. Twork!
Fashion Face Off: Jessica Alba & Whitney Port
March 31, 2010 | 07:18 PM PDT
Filed under: Whitney Port, Jessica Alba, Fashion
Today, both The City star Whitney Port and C-List actress turned Mama Jessica Alba were spotted sporting destroyed "boyfriend" jeans. I thought this trend was gone with the wind, but these skinny diddies are rocking it hard! Is it just that a curvy QT like myself ends-up looking like the "Frump of the Ball" in such a look?
As far as acting on the big screen goes, the only project we can look forward to catching this PYT's face in is the much-awaited, totally-ridiculous Meet the Fockers-sequel that will be out this Christmas.
This busy mama looked dressed to dazzle, bopping around sunny Los Angeles sporting some dirty combat boots, a flowered summer sundress, and a leather jacket. I love, love this look!
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