December 19, 2009 | 02:08 PM PST
Filed under: Lil Wayne
What were they doing exactly? Were they caught red-handed? How did some recieve tickets and others did not? We may never know because according to TMZ, the Border Patrol doesn't plan to release any of the incident details.
Lil Wayne is constantly getting in to trouble and just a few months ago actually pleaded guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon from a previous time his tour bus was pulled over. Hey Sus! He will receive a sentencing for these earlier charges in February, but I wonder if the judge will take into consideration all the other times the rapper has been arrested?! Because that'd be a lot!
Althought Lil Wayne missed his show at the Laredo Entertainment Center in Laredo, Texas, he will make up for the canceled concert this evening. Whattta sweetheart!?
December 19, 2009 | 01:09 PM PST
Tool Academy almun and Tiger Woods' most favorite floosie to text with, Jamie Grubbs, has worked as a cocktail waitress and in a medical marijuana store, but now she can add centerfold to her resume! The wide-eyed and bushy tailed loser recently did a shoot for Maxim magazine in Santa Monica. A spokeswoman has said that Woods' mistress was not paid for her posing...hmmm?! Say what?
This month Maxim magazine featured an uber disturbing and over tanned Stephanie Pratt smoking and twisted half naked between their pages, and now this? Boooooo.....
December 19, 2009 | 12:09 PM PST
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Phillips and J-Simpz are great friends and have worked together on such films as The Dukes of Hazzard and Employee of the Month. But even the Texan princess' star power couldn't get her work buddy released because the deputies felt that the make-up mama was still WAY too blitzed to be released. Hey sus!
December 19, 2009 | 11:10 AM PST
Filed under: Jon Gosselin
TMZ learned that Jon will be paying 5 figures a month in child support under the arbitrators award and due to breech of contract and the law suit between TLC and Jon Gosselin, the dead beat daddy of eight is unable to take jobs outside the TLC network...hmm...This means that it is illegal for Jon to make public appearances for cash. I wonder if that includes doing body shots off babes in Vegas too?
Not only was he slapped with the giant sum of child support, but the 22-year-old daughter predator will also be forced to pay back every penny of the $235,000 he withdrew from his joint bank account from his then separated Kate.
Jon Gosselin is in lots of trouble! Maybe he can get a deal with Parliament Light ciggs, he seems to sport those a lot. For anyone concerned, Kate, who may still go on to do TV appearances will never have to pay Jon spousal support with any of her major cash money. Kapow! As for the kiddies (Oh yea! The kids!), Kate made off with full custody and Jon with visitation privileges.
I bet you're happy you got you hair plugs when you did, huh Jon?! There's no way you can afford more of those now...
December 19, 2009 | 10:40 AM PST
December 18, 2009 | 03:30 PM PST
MTV has canceled "It's On with Alexa Chung" and yesterday was the British babe's last afternoon hosting the live daytime talkshow. The model turned spokeswanka' was asked to come on with MTV after "Total Request Live" was canned. Now what will takeover it's 3:30pm time slot? Better be something good! Not like I'm ever around at that time, but hey-sus I feel for them kiddos who count on that dose of the outside world after leaving the prisons of high school. I feeeeeeel you!
- Yesterday after taping the program, Alexa immediately jumped on a flight back to London with youngin' boyfriend and lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys, Alex Turner (pictured left). The two were all smiles and nobody would have guessed that the tall drink of water had just left her job hours before...What's next for the QT pie? Are you hoping she gets a gig in the states or stays across the pond?
The lovely Gaga's lyrics are often misunderstood she says, and after she's explained so many times how writing the lyrics to her new album have made her a more 'deep and compassionate' person, I'm starting to think I also am unclear about the what I heard as lighthearted love jams.
"Dance In the Dark" ain't a Bruce Springsteen homage. The heartfelt track explores body issues of women and the self-doubt they carry into the bedroom (Oh really?!). At one point these confidence issues seem to take a turn for the Bella Swan. I wonder if this could be Twi-inspired? "Around her kiss is a vampire grin/ Moonlights away while she is howling at him."
Gaga explains: "She doesn't feel free without the moon. These lyrics are a way for me to talk about how I believe women and some men feel innately insecure about themselves all the time. It's not sometimes, it's not in adolescence, it's always. he song isn't called 'Dance in the Light. I'm not a gospel singer trying to cross people over. What I'm saying is, 'I get it. I feel you, I feel the same way, and it's OK.' "
December 18, 2009 | 02:20 PM PST
Filed under: Stephanie Pratt
Wednesday night the fluffy and puffy faced blonde dumb dumb of The Hills, Stephanie Pratt and Brody Jenner's Playboy Bunny babe, Jayde Nicole, spent the evening at Villa Blanca to support the charity: With Sparkles In Their Eyes.
With Sparkles In Their Eyes (Bad name, great charity!) supports groups travelling into third to improve the quality of life. Stephanie chose an unfortunate number for a charity gala, but kept it together (You can barely sneeze with that much collagen in your face!) with her game face on. Sister of Speidi sported slicked hair, lots of fake baked skin, protruding chest bones, a glittery low-cut diddy and smodern jewelry. Hawt mess!
Is Pratt turning a new leaf? I would hope that DUI charages would help any Tom, Dick, Lindsay, or Stephie to turn a new leaf....
December 18, 2009 | 01:20 PM PST
Martha: "Which is, which is, which is ..."
Snoop: "No sticks. No seeds. No stems."
Martha: "You want green brownies."
Martha: "He wants green brownies. Brownish green brownies."
Snoop: "The greener the better!"
No, this you're not dreaming! No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you! Today catch America's most hospitable and gracious hostess/ex-con, Martha Stewart, with Snoop D-O-double-G whipping-up one of her famous brownie recipes on The Martha Stewart Show.
Perhaps they dove into a pre-made batch of them special brownies, because the joke ran for a little too long, and then just ran head first into a rapping duet between the bakers: Martha encouraging Snoop to do his damn thing: “Can’t you rap while we’re doing this?”
To which Snoop, there to promote his upcoming record Malice In Wonderland, went for it! Check out the above video for the unbelievable (And had to be scripted, right?!) footage!
December 18, 2009 | 12:30 PM PST
Filed under: Ashley Tisdale
So what was The Tiz Kid celebrating? Her album miraculously reached #7 in Billboard Magazine's readers poll for the Top Albums of 2009. That'll put a washed-up pop princess in the holiday spirit! Congrats tigress! Now that you're getting some recognition, hire someone other than your boyfie to direct your next video. "Crank It Up" felt more like a leaked college sex tape between the two of you than someone yearning for musical recognition. Get it together. Damn Gina!
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