December 21, 2009 | 04:03 PM PST
After weirdo Bri-wannabe, Madonna, split from her hubby Guy Ritchie, somebody set her up with the Italo-wannabe George Clooney on a dinner date. George, 48, who is now dating Italian television hostess with the mostess Elisabetta Canalis, 31, was not to keen on the Grandmama of Pop, 51, who is now dating barely legal Brazillian boy Jesus Luz, 22.
A friend of the George told the Daily Star: “He figured she is a smart, accomplished woman so why not give it a try? They went out for dinner in New York, but it turned out really bad. She kept trying to make jokes that weren’t at all funny the entire time and didn’t want to have a real conversation. He could not wait to get out of there.”
Papa don't preach, madge! Blind dates are troubled fates!
December 21, 2009 | 03:22 PM PST
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
The autopsy is only the beginning of the investigation. Sources spill that next, we will have to wait to hear the results of the toxicology (what extra ish was in Brit's system at time of death, i.e. alcohol, drugs...), histopathology (study of Brit's organs and tissues) and neurology reports (study of Brit's brain) before coming to a final conclusion.
Also emerging from TMZ's sources are reports that the actress was not overly thin and her body appeared to be normal. Why do these reports sounds like investigators are leaning towards a "natural causes" death when the bright eyed and bushy tailed 32-year-young actress died after throwing up profusely and passing out. These seems fishy! Maybe it was H1N1?? Doesn't that sound possible especially if infecting someone as iddy biddy and maybe druggy as the little Miss Murphy?
December 21, 2009 | 02:01 PM PST
Here is one of Nike's holiday ad campaigns featuring Kobe Bryant, Lebron James and Santa throwing it down in a pick-up game against St. Nick's reindeer. KRS-One, aka SANTA, throws it down against Lupe Fiasco who gives the voice of the lead bad @$$ reindeer! Snap!
December 21, 2009 | 01:01 PM PST
I wonder if they had any idea that Tila was making such arrangements before @officialTila announced Christmas miracles for her mom, pops and brother bear within a day of each other! Where does she find the time to be drunk, engaged, a home owner, a match maker, and a baby incubator?! Here are some of the @OfficialTila Tweets from the last two days:
- BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!
- I love my Mom & Dad more than anyone in the world. Especially my dad. I'm Daddy's girl & Daddys girl is going to buy him a new house! <3
December 21, 2009 | 12:03 PM PST
Is that some sort of 'Tickle Me Elmo' oven mit?! Eek!
This week, Heidi and Seal Samuel have escaped the lovely sunny weather of Los Angeles for their favorite snowy getaway, Aspen, Colorado to enjoy the cold weather, skiing and family bonding time. Heidi Klum, aka Heidi Samuel, has been enjoying this holiday hot-spot for years, and was extremely excited to share it with the latest edition to her big family, Lou Samuel, who is only 10 weeks old but already rocking the fiery red snow gear! Nice move!
Heidi and Seal have been married for over 4 years and have three children (including Johan and Henry) together including Leni from Heidi's previous marriage who Seal has now adopted. They seem so, so, so in love and took some one-on-one time with little baby Lou today as the other kids enjoyed the afternoon at the Buttermilk ski school. So cute! And Seal's lime green pants?! Yessssss........
December 21, 2009 | 11:01 AM PST
But it didn't stop there!! Upon leaving the courtroom, feeling pretty high on life and perhaps on more controlled substances, Doherty was immediately arrested on suspicion of possessing illegal drugs. Policeman grabbed Peter from under the arms and walked him over to the station across the street for booking.
This guy is a bloated dufus that has righteously lost fans' respect, a waif-alicious supermodel GF, his driver's license, and now perhaps some time as he looks to be paying for these crimes with some sort hard jail stay. For once! Loved The Libertines, but hey-sus baby, your life be in shambles!
December 21, 2009 | 10:10 AM PST
"I'm happy to confirm that Carrie Underwood is engaged to Mike Fisher, and the couple couldn't be happier," the rep told Us Magazine. "No wedding date has been set at this time."
Mike Fisher also confirmed with the the Ottawa Sun (the hometown of his hockey team) at a press conference this morning that he popped the question yesterday, but didn't want to taint it by offering any of the juicy details! Knowing Carrie, we're sure she'll gush about it any minute now: "It's true," he said. "We're both obviously excited and very happy."
We knew their love would lead to a white wedding, a blissful marriage, and hockey stars and country singing destined babies in a baby carriage when Underwood wrote this on her liner notes for her latest album Play On: "Thank you #12," she wrote, referring to his jersey number. "You are the most amazing addition to my life! You are such a wonderful person and have had such an amazing hand in the building of this album and in the growth of me as a person. I love you so much! You make my life better in every way! I thank God for you every day... xoxo, Carrie."
Brittany had alerted her mother (who lived with her) and her husband that she was feeling very ill and began vomiting early, early Sunday morning. After police were called and Brit was transported to the hospital, an investigation of the premise revealed various prescriptions written for Brittany, her husband Simon Monjack and her mother (who found her unconscious this morning in the shower).
Although no illegal drugs were found, who knows what risky business may occur when there are sick people and a whole lotta pills laying around!
Now, the coroner's office says that the autopsy doesn't seem to reveal any signs of foul play, but the investigation is still open. Although Brittany's sketch ball tubby hubby said that he didn't want Brittany to have an autopsy, it looks as though they will go through with it anyways...thank goodness! It just all seems a little strange to me...What is he trying to hide/get away with/fly with under the radar? Not like he looks like too much of a hero...physically, historically, etc.
Well little Wizards of Waverly Place star, Selena Gomez, giggles in glitters, peaches and ebony as she chats with Seventeen Prom about steering clear of the internet, looking on the bright side, and asking dudes out....
Selena giving the low down on downloading, Demi Lovato, website visitin' and more: “I’ve given up the Internet. I don’t read comments, and I don’t go on any of the sites anymore, and I just feel better. And it’s not about being a celebrity — you get on MySpace, Facebook, there’s all these different outlets where people can just feel like nobody’s watching them so they can just say whatever they want to say, and that gets dangerous sometimes.”
December 20, 2009 | 04:06 PM PST
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
"According to the source, Simpson had heard about Woods' wandering when she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were still together. Like many people in the sports world, Romo was well aware of Tiger's trysts -- which now are being revealed as common knowledge by those who spent time with him, both on and off the golf course. 'Jessica had no interest in hooking up with Tiger, for that reason alone,'' added my source."
In other news: This photo was snapped of the yo-yoing honkey tonkers with her newbie Smashing Pumpkins boyfriend, Billy Corgan, out to dinner this week! What a WEIRRDDDD COUPLE!
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