January 02, 2010 | 09:00 AM PST
Victoria's Secret model and super-fembot, Miranda Kerr and the pirate that stole her chest of booty, Orlando Bloom rang in the new year together with the rest of Hollywood in St. Barths, France. So sexy! One of my resolutions is to workout until I have a bawd like her and then work my @$$ off until I'm dating a dove like Orlando. Rawr!!!
January 01, 2010 | 08:40 PM PST
Not sure if Nick Jonas' camel toe is starting to effect his rational thinking, but hey sus! This is the worst video a kid under 20 could possibly make! It's like a cotton commercial combined with my worst nightmare. Too much partying and not a long enough New Year's Eve smooch makes Nikki a bitter blogger! Snap!
January 01, 2010 | 05:02 PM PST
Filed under: Taylor Momsen
She added of herself: "I am angsty. I’ll be angsty until I’m 80 years old. I think that keeps things fresh. But I always think angst is such a derogatory word toward teenagers. It just means you’re figuring s*** out, and I don’t know why that’s a negative thing."
"I have no desire to be some tabloid party girl. I’m entirely a loner. I have been my entire life."
January 01, 2010 | 03:20 PM PST
My guess is that sleeping on the streets surrounded by 30 bodyguards is a little different from the typical experience, but A for effort, nonetheless!? Of his experience, the Prince said “I cannot, after one night, even begin to imagine what it must be like to sleep rough on London‘s streets night after night”. Handsome and a do-gooder?! Be still, my beating heart!
January 01, 2010 | 02:20 PM PST
Filed under: Alessandra Ambrosio
Victoria’s Secret SUPER MODEL Alessandra Ambrosio apparently thinks it is fun to tweet candid shots of herself while beaching around St Barths. WTF? She is single handedly causing eating disorders and self esteem issues for women around the country! I take one good look at her and vow not to eat again for a week. I can live off of coffee and altoids, right? I mean the cinammon kind of course. No better inspiration for New Year's excercised-based resolutions than an Alessandra willingly posting pics of herself in a iddy biddy diddy frolicking beachside...&*%(%)##!!!!!
* Pics compliment of @alelovesanja *
January 01, 2010 | 01:11 PM PST
Filed under: Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey has already snagged the "Best Supporting Actress" award for her role in Precious at the Hollywood International Film Festival in Capri. And now she's waiting to hear if she wins the same award at next month's Palm Spring Film Festival and then an ensemble award at the Screen Actors Guild ceremony...
Man, Mariah should take note that ugly suits her much better than diva. But still making "breathroughs" post menopause with some hawt Canon armcandy aint half bad! You go girl?!
January 01, 2010 | 12:20 PM PST
After David Beckham and family moved to Los Angeles in 2007 for his soccer contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy, his neighbors have been all but pleased. One of his most out-spoken critics is The Departed and Boogie Nights actor, Mark Wahlberg, who says his neighborhood has been turned into a paparazzi playground since the British babes moved into Beverly Hills.
Wahlberg whined and puts in his two cents and THEN some:
"Man, the Beckhams. It used to be so quiet on my road. Then David moves in with his family. Suddenly we've got paparazzi hanging out day and night. Now they'll follow any car that drives down the road..."
"I'm not telling Beckham to take his family home. I'm just not sure why he came to America in the first place. Man, we don't want your soccer. There's no way Americans are going to buy the idea of 90 minutes of running around without much happening. Thanks for trying guys, but we'll stick to baseball and basketball."
"Why are people fascinated by you?
Put it this way: A woman who went on Britain’s Got Talent with mad hair, bushy eyebrows and the frock I was wearing had to be noticed. Come on! I know it’s a cliché, but it’s a bit of a Cinderella story.
What about a boyfriend?
What a laugh. There was a TV company that wanted to set me up. Apparently he was nice, but I’ve got my living to do now."
January 01, 2010 | 10:20 AM PST
Filed under: Kendra Wilkinson
"The doctor said I can't exercise until after six weeks [due to a C-section], but getting up and down in the middle of the night--feeding him, changing him and soothing him when he's crying--is my ab workout already!"
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