December 29, 2009 | 06:30 PM PST
Filed under: Tiger Woods
A reporter has reported that another reporter (deep breath) and insider source has forwarded him a letter chronicling the night Elin allegedly attacked Tiger after learning about his cheating ways. If this is true, it might be that Tiger is actually in Arizona to get cosmetic facial surgery to get everything lookin' right again.
"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 – iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hoped in the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade."
I have already danced to this diddy so much and can't wait to rock my cat suit on New Year's Eve to undoubtedly break it down to this track! Akon is SUCH a babe...I wish he'd invite me to one of these naughty pool parties already...my American Apparel onesie is ready to go...holler!
December 29, 2009 | 04:14 PM PST
This evening it was the little girls' turns to come out of their familial cages, and the adopted Zahara and blood-baby, Shiloh seemed excited to take in the Manhattan Winter air with their grey-goatee-pubey-chinned father, Brad and mama. CUT IT ALREADY!
Check out Angelina's thriller, ala Mr. & Mrs. Smith (the movie that introduced the blushing babes), directed by Phillip Noyce and co-starring Liev Schreiber out July 23, 2010.
December 29, 2009 | 03:34 PM PST
Filed under: Britney Spears
The National Enquirer claims an insider source dished that Britney has pulled through her various meltdowns triumphantly, but that the holidays consistently prove to be a circus of emotions for the divorcee. During a recent freak-out, Brit Brit even cried out: “I killed my baby!”
The insider shares that when Britney confronted Kevin about her third pregnancy, he denied being the baby daddy and accused her of being a major sl00t and sleeping around. The scared Britney supposedly panicked and aborted the baby.
December 29, 2009 | 02:02 PM PST
Filed under: Bristol Palin
The 19-year-old, typically unemployed, Playgirl Playmate, Levi Johnston is seeking for his battle for shared custody with his baby mama to be a public case to maintain fairness: "I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone's need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive."
Bristol came back saying: "None of this is true; my mother is not involved in this case." The young mama also says she knows Levi's motives are for "his own self-promotion."
December 29, 2009 | 01:10 PM PST
Filed under: Kim Kardashian
First, Kim filed a cease and desist suit against the company for falsely claiming that she was endorsing their product. This would be a HUGE no-no considering the actress and model is currently the spokeswoman for TrimSpa weight-loss products.
Radar Online reports that Tuesday morning, the Cookie creeps opened up a counter suit seeking "unspecified damages against Kardashian claiming that she made false claims on her Twitter page calling the Cookie Diet ‘unhealthy’." (psst.....Follow us on Twitter!)
The Doctors of the bonkers diet say that her accusations had a commercial motive, considering her ties to TrimSpa. “Over half a million people have used our product which has been endorsed by several doctors without any problems ever been recorded. My message to Kim Kardashian is that we have no animosity against her personally but that she should act more responsibly..."
December 29, 2009 | 12:05 PM PST
Filed under: Robert Pattinson
Twilight's Robert Pattinson has finally emerged from his hideaway to soak-up the much needed sun a vamp with his complexion needs! After spending the holidays with family in London, Robert, his sister Lizzy, and their pops Shawn took a stroll together through the English countryside to do some much needed catching-up.
Later, R-Pattz or Robert-Sock-It-To-A-Sistah, whichever you prefer, was spotted chatting-up his pops outside by the family cars. Those Ray Bans make me wanna Rawr! Is it wrong to say he might have been passed some of those looks from his good looking Dad? Maybe so, but I think his Dad was probably a major babe in his hey-day!
Glad to see you’re getting the R&R you need Rob, but don’t make us wait so long to see your pretty mug again. We were thinking you forgot about us…
December 29, 2009 | 11:03 AM PST
TMZ is reporting that Riley's 18-year-old daughter, Taja, has been granted a temporary restraining order against her father after accusing him of abusing her and her older sister by "stomping, punching and bashing them" in his Los Angeles home a few days before Christmas.
The Los Angeles County Superior Court has released a document that says that Taja reports that at one point her father Teddy, "lifted a Rock Band guitar and threatened to kill person(s) w/ it."
TMZ reports claim that the poor, poor girl suffered many injuries in the alleged attack that include "bashes to temple, contusion on face" and "pain in knee." Teddy Riley's court date is set for sometime in January, but there's "No Diggity, No Doubt" in my mind that this guy could do some major damage with one of those plastic guitars. How terrifying!
The St. Louis Police were called to Nelly, aka Cornell Haynes, Jr.'s, mansion in the wee morning hours of December 11th after a man was seen "fleeing" by a woman staying at the rapper's family home. Immediately, the nervous Nelly immediately tried to find the fool, employing area sniffer dogs and a helicopter unit to search the property surrounding the estate.
The dirty rapper turned "Father of the Year" was robbed of electronics and other unnamed items that must have been crazy expensive considering the mondo reward!
December 29, 2009 | 09:30 AM PST
Even though 17-year-old Taylor Lautner is one of the hottest thangs with fangs to come to Hollywood in years, the source reveals that 20-year-old Taylor Swift wasn’t feeling it. "He liked her more than she liked him," the source tells Us Mag. "He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him." Continuing: "There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived... They plan to stay friends."
Awwww man.....Tim Robbins/Susan Sarandon, Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren, AND NOW THIS?!
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