January 24, 2010 | 12:06 PM PST
The train-wreck-alicious comedian had just finished a set at the Funny Bone and headed over to Rum Runners for a few post-rehab drinks, when he met a dude he couldnt resist! The trouble maker then reportedly grabbed his crotch and kissed him. WTF WAS HE THINKING?!
When a security guard intervened, Andy You-Know-What grabbed his crotch too! Calm down, Andy! And why are you trying to pull this stuff in West Virginia? Dont you think you can wait till you get back to Hollywood to get your kicks?
The sexual trouble maker was released on $60,000 bail and is expected to perform again tonight. THAT, I gotta see!
January 24, 2010 | 11:06 AM PST
But the most recent contender who has us scratching our heads is super seksi and bona-fide serious actor, Jamie Foxx. Break me off a piece of that! We would love to tune into to see that babe-beast weigh in on the pop star hopefuls, but we’re not sure the Oscar-winner would really want to be on American Idol EVERY Tuesday and Wednesday. I mean come on! Isn’t Jamie Foxx just a little too famous for this game?
Idol’s one of the most popular shows on TV, so you can rest assured, it will be back. The question is: Who will watch after the meanest man alive has left the building?
January 24, 2010 | 09:45 AM PST
Filed under: Miley Cyrus
This is the first I’ve seen him since dropping the psychopath act, and he only looks… a little bit weird! He’s joined by Miley “Underaged Stripper” Cyrus and Liv “Where’ve You Been?” Tyler in a public service announcement promoting random celebrity connections. Oh wait- I mean, promoting the suicide prevention website twloha.com.
Why the heck does Miley get to hang out with all these cute boyz? Isn't it past her bedtime?!
January 23, 2010 | 05:02 PM PST
Filed under: Britney Spears
After leaving court for a conservatorship hearing, pop icon, mother, and former alien love slave, Britney Spears decided to do something good for her world, and we're not talking more rehab. Shes donating THE dress she wore at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards for an auction benefiting Haiti relief.
Were glad to see Britney jumping on the relief bandwagon and doing her part. Shes getting her act together and no one pumps out the jams quite like her. Get it gurl!
January 23, 2010 | 02:00 PM PST
The two super stars duke it out in the new sekkkksi caper titled The Bounty Hunter. The movie is sure to be a hit as the those two have some of the best track records in Hollywood for getting the box office gold.
We’re pretty sure the former Friends star would go for Gerard, but the question remains, is he available?!
Turns out the 46-year-old isn’t trying to cover up any wrinkles, pimples, or butt chins. He’s shooting a new movie called The City of Lost Z about an explorer who becomes obsessed with the Amazon. He needs the beard to look like a creepy jungle man, and according to a source: “[Brad] despises glue-on beards and avoids them at all costs.” Fair enough...
I’m not usually into the ZZ Top look, but let’s face it: Brad can do whatever he wants and he’ll still be the sexiest man alive. At least on my "Sexiest Men Alive" shrine...
January 23, 2010 | 12:31 PM PST
The accused babe-of-a-burglar was part of a rag tag group of jewel and clothing thieves who devised the brilliant idea of stealing from celebrity homes. Apparently, it's much easier than you'd imagine. There are other ways to get famous, people! Or, look like your famous? Or...
Other celebs these losers are accused of stealing from are Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale, Audrina Patridge, and va-va-voom Orlando Bloom (How dare you!).
January 23, 2010 | 10:33 AM PST
The VH1 Celebrity Rehab resident therapist and good guy, goes on to say: “My thoughts are [that the surgeries are] outlandish. I can’t believe a physician would put somebody through that.”
I'm totally team Dr. Drew! Heidi looked fabulously fake before and I hate to think what the 23-year-old’s parents have to say about all of this craziness. My mama would kill me if I made my face look like a beat version of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yikes!
January 23, 2010 | 07:37 AM PST
Filed under: Victoria Principal
We think Ms. Banegas may have just been having some “Who shot J.R.?” flashbacks, because Victoria countersued and the case was settled with a formal apology letter from Maribel Banegas. Say what?!
And don't think it’s about Victoria needing money. Principal Secret is rumored to be worth close to 1 billion dollars!!
When your father is a world famous rapper, you can expect your parties to be on the extravagant side. Diddy has invited some uber celebs to perform, including Beyonce, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Lil’ Kim, and (eek!) Chris Brown.
Diddy has requested that instead of gifts, guests make donations to Haiti. Don’t worry Justin, you can cry if you want to.
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