September 10, 2012 | 11:14 AM PDT
About as far as one can get from the bright lights of Las Vegas, Prince Harry is currently on a tour of Afghanistan where he’ll be on the frontlines of combat as an Apache co-pilot. But now, the Taliban has issued a warning saying it plans to kidnap or kill the prince. A spokesman for the terrorist group (Yes, they have a spokesman) says, “We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping.”
No word from Britain’s Ministry of Defense… but here’s a word from WT411: Get him outta there!
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