July 09, 2012 | 08:30 AM PDT
Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones legend who has inexplicably appeared in every pop song lyric in the past few years, was left "virtually sobbing" over his obsession with actress Angelina Jolie. In his new biography MICK: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger, Christopher Anderson writes that Angelina was "messing with Mick's head," and refused to return his calls, even after he gave her a $5,000 pair of earrings. The two were originally set up by Angelina's mom, who thought Mick could teach her about fame. Oh brother.
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