October 13, 2009 | 02:02 PM PDT
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
A coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! 6:13 PM Sep 14th from TwitPic
Sycho-Simpson posted this desperate plea to her Twitter last month. The popstar and TV-wannabe's most recent horror, besides ex-hubby Nick Lachey asking the press to respect that he too was mourning the coyote-nabbing of his once pup, Daisy, is that this puppy-gone-missing has been skewed into Simpson-gone-looney-tooney!
After a week of searching, dozens of tabloids questioning if this was the last straw to Simpson’s sanity, a slew of posters, reward offers and more, Simpson exhausted all of her ideas and bottles of booze and Daisy is still missing. Monday, Simpson did what we think she does best, when she took to her Twitter for some venting:
People who have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. People are so cruel... please respect her memory. 9:14 PM Oct 11th from UberTwitter
Simpson is now learning the pains and The Price of Beauty as she continues to compete with her incompetent sister who has a successful career, a kiddo and hipster hubby. At least Jessica has a show that’s bound to be cancelled and lots of friends who ride her coattails around the world. Oh Jessica, get it together girlfriend.
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